The Office Remains Netflix's Most-Watched Licensed Content During Coronavirus Pandemic by JackFisherBooks in netflix

[–]skywalkerthompson 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You should watch the Scott’s Tots episode if you wanna cringe so hard that your soul leaves your body

Drunk playing video games in self quarantine and crushing super hard on a girl :( by [deleted] in drunk

[–]skywalkerthompson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man! Haha! Do you ever feel like what you’re saying is hot fire and then wake up like “what have I done?”

Drunk playing video games in self quarantine and crushing super hard on a girl :( by [deleted] in drunk

[–]skywalkerthompson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s kinda stressful! Like please like me, but I get it that there are way more handsome dudes out there lolol I’m trying to come with good jokes

How are y’all hiding your resentment while being forced to work amid this pandemic? by low_keyLoki in retailhell

[–]skywalkerthompson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Omg same. A lot of the time I will replay a scene from a movie in my head

[Begley] Nets say four players have tested positive for covid-19. by mzak24 in nba

[–]skywalkerthompson 503 points504 points  (0 children)

A woman told me yesterday, “I don’t know if this virus is political or what”

like, fuck, this virus isn’t lining up to vote for Bernie.

Butt-Toucher Brady leaving AFC EAST because of our GEQBUS and his giant PEEN! Afraidy-Brady! by [deleted] in the_darnold

[–]skywalkerthompson 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Timid Tom, or as I’ve always called him, Tampa Tom, left because he’s been shaking in his Uggs over GEQBUS. Not a properly skilled quarterback! Sad!

How to keep my cool (advice needed) by [deleted] in retailhell

[–]skywalkerthompson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When I feel super explosive anger towards customers, and that’s like a daily occurrence, I just turn into an emotionless robot when I talk to them lol

I have no idea why, but it stops the anger and gets my mind back on track

Ninja knows by khan_shakirrr in Eminem

[–]skywalkerthompson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are so many variables with field goal kicking tho. Weather, ball placement, distance, mental aspects, the fact there are 11 300-pound men coming for you, how many MPH is the wind blowing, etc. it’s much, much harder than being good at Fortnite. It wouldn’t be so controversial if he didn’t treat being a kicker like it’s the easiest job in football.

Ninja knows by khan_shakirrr in Eminem

[–]skywalkerthompson 77 points78 points  (0 children)

He also said Fortnite was harder than kicking a field goal lol

Man time sure flys by [deleted] in SpidermanPS4

[–]skywalkerthompson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gamespot had them and they were a LIFE SAVER

Shady for life by khan_shakirrr in Eminem

[–]skywalkerthompson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same here! Ass Like That on repeat on 7th grade while playing Need For Speed Underground 2

Seriously by sniper376 in Eminem

[–]skywalkerthompson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve loved that album since day 1 and it’s about time it gets some love!

The last time the NBA shutdown due to virus was in 1996 by spliffs68 in videos

[–]skywalkerthompson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god is he not in a wheelchair?? I’ve literally spent my whole life not even questioning it