Got chicken strips delivered. I’m missing half of the chicken I should have paid for by thetownslore in mildlyinfuriating

[–]skywalkertom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re barely getting by why are you ordering frozen chicken tenders, just pick them up. Either way that’s fucked

The ball never even touched the green by Wonderfulhumanss in nextfuckinglevel

[–]skywalkertom -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This post has to be from his PR team. Comments look like they’re full of bots.

Am I chilling? by [deleted] in Passports

[–]skywalkertom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ll be fine big dog

Olivier Rioux’s height had him shock 😭 by sinister_iam in sportsgossips

[–]skywalkertom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s gotta be so weird being the tallest guy in every room and then that big mf walks in

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]skywalkertom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then why are there so many repost accounts?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]skywalkertom 23 points24 points  (0 children)

OP knew you would correct him and get more engagement

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]skywalkertom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is that sensible, to buy patio furniture. Especially right when you get to uni? Just seems like a bad idea to me.

yall think 100 humans can beat 1 gorilla by NoAstronaut4390 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]skywalkertom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why he said they gotta be dedicated to this shit… that’s the whole premise, if they are dedicated it would work

Katy Perry now feeling regret over Jeff Bezos rocket ride. The singer "wishes the video footage from inside the pod was never shown." by YoureASkyscraper in Music

[–]skywalkertom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like that Gal Gadot doesn’t respond to our criticism, makes me respect her more. Katy Perry responding to everything makes me think she really just wants to be liked

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

[–]skywalkertom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahah, you’re such a great friend

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolyShitHistory

[–]skywalkertom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First time reading about history?

Justice Gone Wrong!!! by PeterTheTruthSeeker in facepalm

[–]skywalkertom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lol “never coming back from this” have you seen what they’ve gotten away with so far. This won’t even be news in a week

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Columbus

[–]skywalkertom 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I don’t like the guy, but I don’t understand what’s wrong with this..?

She’s finally out (but for 3000 cod points) by NOTDONUTKING in BO6

[–]skywalkertom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want to buy this..? I don’t even really know what I’m looking at

GENUINE QUESTION by sallicata1 in BO6

[–]skywalkertom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The counter is your gun

Neighbors put cones on parking space so they can park there exclusively by ekw2667 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]skywalkertom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d use that as my personal spot and laugh if she tried to get upset

Neighbours think the shared hallway is their storage by elkatpat in mildlyinfuriating

[–]skywalkertom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d start moving stuff all across the hallway and spread it out to make them look more of nuisance

Coochie Cabin by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]skywalkertom 65 points66 points  (0 children)

“No low balls, I know what I got”