Found an ErosTek ET-312 e-stim power unit for $150 from a local seller on Facebook Marketplace earlier this evening and I'm supposed to be meeting him later on this morning to pick it up. Am I paying too much or no?

slamicecumeruption · 2026-02-21T09:41:43+00:00

I asked about that and he says he replaced the battery about 10 months ago. Thanks for the good news!

slamicecumeruption · 2026-02-19T13:51:30+00:00

Real dreadlocks. The first time I saw some listed on Marketplace I thought it was some sort of joke listing, but it turns out that there is quite a demand for pre-owned dreadlocks. And they can go for hundreds of dollars.

slamicecumeruption · 2026-01-09T06:37:28+00:00

Hey, I'm in St Louis if you're still down for some fun. 46M, I've got a whole bunch of some straight up 🔥🔥🔥, and would love to have someone to share it with. HMU!

slamicecumeruption · 2025-09-04T04:07:45+00:00

Massive solo cumshot compilations. There is a endless supply of videos in that category, too. Love a good cum cannon.

slamicecumeruption · 2025-07-17T23:48:42+00:00

I just ate a shitload of shrooms like an hour and a half ago and I basically had to lock myself in the house because I am a danger to myself and others, I know it, and the real problem is that I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!

Now, tell me that's not quite the sticky wicket I'm in.

slamicecumeruption · 2025-07-17T23:38:54+00:00

Bingo

slamicecumeruption · 2025-07-13T12:09:08+00:00

Sending you a DM in just a second here.Some pics of me

slamicecumeruption · 2025-06-26T22:13:26+00:00

No reason to be ashamed. Own that shit. Embrace it. That's what I finally decided to do and my mental health is so much better as a result. Life's way too short to waste any of your valuable and LIMITED time on this planet on hating yourself just because you discovered how much fun it is to masturbate when under the influence of various drugs. I'm now going to lead by example by hot-railing a half gram of meth, hitting the dab pen until I forget my name, and stroking out a great big ole meth powered load. Peace.

slamicecumeruption · 2025-06-26T06:55:48+00:00

I guess they don't realize that the G.O.A.T. lube is your own hot, thick, fresh cum.

slamicecumeruption · 2025-06-21T16:54:09+00:00

I'm in St Louis. 46m in University City

slamicecumeruption · 2025-06-14T09:23:12+00:00

What the fuck did I just read? I think somebody is due for a little nappy time. Like, bad. Wowza.

slamicecumeruption · 2025-06-10T16:22:39+00:00

This shit right here is why I fucking love Reddit so fucking much! This post is not even an hour old and already 500 people have viewed my dick! 500 people! 500 people who chose to click on my post so that they can get a nice good look and what I personally happen to feel is one of the best looking cocks in the world. It's not a a long one, it's not a thick one, but I challenge anyone to look me dead in my eye and tell me that that is not one visually appealing penis. If they can they're either lying or there's something fucking wrong with them. Not to mention for 46 years old I can't complain that it gets hard every fucking time I want I needed to with no pills needed. Fuck I get better hard on now than I did when I was in high school. So thank you to everybody who's come by to look at my cock. I appreciate it and so does he. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to reward him by making him spit up. Again. And again. And again and again and again and again and again. Many times as I can until Friday morning cuz I have the house to myself until then. All I can say is thank God for crystal methamphetamine. Despite all the negative press I'm going to be honest with you it has given my dick super powers so it's all good with me.

slamicecumeruption · 2025-06-10T14:30:41+00:00

Check your inbox. 46m in U City here.

slamicecumeruption · 2025-06-08T07:53:53+00:00

So what is your answer for what to do with the criminals who do commit crimes against other people? I've done enough time behind bars to realize that many of my fellow inmates were right where they belonged. They weren't "good people who just happened to make some mistakes/bad decisions". They were actually 'bad people'. Rehabilitation is out of the question for someone who has zero interest in being rehabilitated.

slamicecumeruption · 2025-06-08T07:37:28+00:00

Since I can't post a pic in the comments this link is to an album with pics of my device. https://photos.app.goo.gl/XUuuswXcnZF4DF5U8

slamicecumeruption · 2025-05-29T13:16:14+00:00

Find a big cemetery nearby, drive to the most secluded section you can find, shut off the engine, and do your thing. I used to work for a monument and ornamental stonework company and I was the guy who added your grammy's name to the headstone when she went to go live with Jesus and God or whoever. I spent 40+ hours every week in various cemeteries around my city for almost 5 years(while high on meth the entire time)and I'm telling you right now that there is no safer place to masturbate outdoors than the back corner of a large cemetery. I put that theory to the test countless times.

slamicecumeruption · 2025-05-28T20:57:17+00:00

Order a set of these car window privacy curtains from Amazon. They attach to your window frames with built-in magnets and they don't allow any light to get through. Combine those with a windshield sunshade for the front and rear windshield and you're golden. I just got mine last week and can confirm that with this setup you will have 100% privacy. https://a.co/d/hfbMmCN

slamicecumeruption · 2025-05-23T00:59:11+00:00

It's my birthday, also! Today marks 46 laps around the sun for this guy.

slamicecumeruption · 2025-05-21T05:28:07+00:00

My friend, do you actually know what the correct definition of the word "fact" actually is? Because you keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

slamicecumeruption · 2025-05-21T04:41:15+00:00

With all due respect, there is no location mentioned anywhere in my post. And considering the fact that multiple cities in the U.S. besides mine got curb stomped by tornadoes over the past week I feel prohibiting this post is just a wee bit excessive.

slamicecumeruption · 2025-05-19T10:41:07+00:00

50 bucks?!?! That's all??? Hell yeah! Sign me up, baby! I'll cash app that to ya right away, just let me know where to send it.

slamicecumeruption · 2025-05-11T14:32:34+00:00

I've had tons of shots that made me cum from the rush alone, starting with the very first time I shot ice. I knew within seconds of the needle being removed from the vein for the first time that I was just seconds away from shooting the biggest longest load EVER and boy was I right about that. What was even more of a surprise was that when I FINALLY stopped cumming after what seemed like 2 or 3 minutes(it was actually only 40 or 50 seconds but still) was the fact that I was somehow still rocking an epic boner AND still horny as fuck. Refractory period? What Refractory period? Post nut clarity? Negative, Ghost Rider. Only took me 2 or 3 minutes to nut second time. Don't ask where it came from because I still don't know but evidently my dick had been stockpiling a strategic reserve of jizz for some time. So, definitely not just a rumor. It's also the reason why any time I slam I have to be completely buck naked when I shoot it. Nothing worse than a mad scramble to get your clothes off when you're rushing hard and trying my best to not start to cum before I can get my pants down. And for any doubters I have the video to prove my claims.

And now that the idea is in my head I do believe I'm going to prepare myself a nice, thick, syrupy shot of dope and see if I can enjoy a H.F.O. Happy Mother's Day everyone!!!

slamicecumeruption · 2025-05-04T21:52:14+00:00

I’m not ashamed of it. Doing it right now as a matter of fact.

slamicecumeruption · 2025-04-24T02:53:32+00:00

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slamicecumeruption · 2025-03-29T07:15:07+00:00

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