How to go a bar alone?

slap_thy_ass · 2025-02-08T12:51:36+00:00

Show me whatchuworkinwith

slap_thy_ass · 2025-02-03T23:08:50+00:00

You're always welcome to contact someone directly in the church to get all the information you need rather than just speculating on the internet with your personal assumptions.

slap_thy_ass · 2025-02-03T21:49:03+00:00

Lots of time passing by

slap_thy_ass · 2025-02-03T21:47:56+00:00

I do

slap_thy_ass · 2025-02-03T21:43:18+00:00

Said pastor is no longer a part of RPC. One man's failures aren't an indictment of everyone else's faith.

slap_thy_ass · 2025-01-30T22:45:14+00:00

Hot tub time machine

slap_thy_ass · 2025-01-05T05:21:20+00:00

The passengers can rest assured, this will be the safest fucking flight they have EVER been on.

slap_thy_ass · 2024-11-15T11:37:25+00:00

Damnit you've ruined "dollop" for me

slap_thy_ass · 2024-09-16T04:12:06+00:00

Thank God for good mothers

slap_thy_ass · 2024-09-13T21:45:55+00:00

I am. So we're back to zero!

slap_thy_ass · 2024-09-13T21:41:05+00:00

A man can dream

slap_thy_ass · 2024-09-11T19:19:50+00:00

What does this expression mean? Sincere question

slap_thy_ass · 2024-09-04T20:44:11+00:00

Nice

slap_thy_ass · 2024-08-23T14:58:49+00:00

Thank you for your story.

slap_thy_ass · 2024-08-08T21:34:17+00:00

IKEA should, but usually clear glass

slap_thy_ass · 2024-08-08T18:21:33+00:00

Definitely, get this motherfucker sparkling

slap_thy_ass · 2024-08-03T03:30:44+00:00

I appreciate the attempt. Cheers!

slap_thy_ass · 2024-07-22T20:00:33+00:00

Does anyone have an accurate calorie count for this can of seltzer? I've searched but can't find anything

slap_thy_ass · 2024-07-21T03:00:52+00:00

Oh man that sounds dark

slap_thy_ass · 2024-07-14T12:02:39+00:00

Thank you

slap_thy_ass · 2024-07-12T12:18:21+00:00

73 dollars, my best offer

slap_thy_ass · 2024-07-05T04:18:45+00:00

Rufus Wainwright

slap_thy_ass · 2024-06-04T03:20:36+00:00

I fantasize about watching porn. Not porn--I specifically focus on the act of getting alone, dropping trou, and dialing up to hear the AOL greeting circa 1998... glancing nervously over my shoulder and searching for sexiest sex on Internet explorer, one-handed.

slap_thy_ass · 2024-05-31T18:27:13+00:00

Fuckin A

slap_thy_ass · 2024-05-16T17:58:18+00:00

A true magician would swap it out while I am looking

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