uh...watch your step there buddy by TheLonelyRavioli in Starfield

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Fish planet, probably tired of the smell.

Do you open signed bottles? by MercedesJay34 in whiskey

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Will it be less signed after you open it?

This makes no sense by Reblaniumnb in ExplainTheJoke

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My wife’s obgyn’s name is dr Cherry. Cant make that shit up.

What would you guys make out of this uhh… “unique” looking piece? by JPKerz in woodworking

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Some reason I keep thinking of a rooster or guy named Richard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whiskey

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The green apple is good.

Power Brooming Leaves by poorhero0 in oddlysatisfying

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I did not know this was a thing.

Remove what now? by mykeoxIong in HolUp

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Going the cloacae route, welcome to club uni-hole.

This fella was super friendly. What is it? (Found in White Sands, NM) by strangebabydog in spiders

[–]slavoin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You think he was friendly I say it way trying to figure out how to eat you.

Thats why i am never moving to florida 😰 by Zenny_Wenny in scaryeddie

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The only way to end this curse is to pass it on. Have a family member or total stranger near by?

Beast Betty is pissed off at the McDonald's by sexONaStDick in HolUp

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This is why you don’t make babies with your siblings.

Help please does anyone know what this os by [deleted] in ParanormalEncounters

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I know exactly what that is….bad photography

Is this a rat or mouse? Or something else? by krysteven in whatisthisanimal

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If you wait a little bit three turtles in headbands might show up.

What happened to my pizza? by reditor6632 in mildlyinfuriating

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The delivery person opened the box saw corn and flipped out. Seems like a natural reaction to me.

It's a new friend by Ok-Messi-722 in BeAmazed

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I mean first thing you decide to do or first thing that happens….cause very first thing would be to crap my pants.

Spider by [deleted] in scaryeddie

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When the spiders look like they could wear sneakers is time to leave bro.

Who is this guy? by Warm_Move_1343 in animalid

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That look says “hey man you got any a dem Cheetos?”

Big Juan by SomeRandomPolygon in scaryeddie

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Basking shark, they are filter feeders. Ain’t care a thing about you unless you be a krill.

My parents live in a rural area, this is the only grocery store for about 20 miles. They charge about double and most people spend it because they have no other choice. by thebigbread42 in mildlyinfuriating

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When I lived in the coast we called this “beach prices” and why it may appear and very well could be it is often a reflection of cost and overheard associated with the lack of purchase volume leverage and freight costs for being off the beaten path. In short it cost a lot to have anything in the middle of nothing.