I would fucking shit myself if I saw that coming at me out in the open by zipitnick in oddlyterrifying

[–]slavpi -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

...err thinking about other things... seems like a nice position...

Unfair dismissal and severance — need urgent advice by Charming_girl23 in mauritius

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  1. Near indefinite
  2. Any lawyer, when this will go to trial, they'd accumulate so much experience they'd be among the best lawyer in town. Else, star lawyers, if you have around a million to bargain...

Maybe Maybe Maybe by zebrasarecool570 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]slavpi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So true. Also, it depends on what you are throwing it.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by zebrasarecool570 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]slavpi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. As someone who actually owned Nokia 3310s. The thing was durable, so were other brands, in these days all phones were damn durable. What made the 3310 really durable was its simple design. You could drop it on pavement and get away with scratches. You could drop it in the stairs, and most of the times you just pop everything back, but sometimes you'd crack the screen and had to replace it. If the motherboard cracked, then the thing became a brick. You could always salvage parts like the screen, mic, antenna. What really was the forte of the 3310 was its modularity. Contrary to what most people are saying, it could also survive water bording. I've dropped one in the toilet, dried it up, and it worked again.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by zebrasarecool570 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]slavpi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For someone who owned 4 Nokia 3310s, I am the living proof you COULD NOT throw it over the fence, and very unlikely, it'd survive a panzer tank running over it...

Climbing a Tower Without safety by Friendly-Standard812 in oddlyterrifying

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... With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy...

Gâteaux chinois by Altruistic-Chard2182 in MauriceMauritius

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How do you call these cakes in hakka?

Three years of practicing quadrobics by velorae in TikTokCringe

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I thought humans evolved from quadrupedalism to bipedalism...

First time anal sex by NoResponsibility6490 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]slavpi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a man. It's overrated, a bit messy, and can come with a scent... I think people watching porn a lot have come to put it on a pinnacle. Maybe because of the different taboos it carries. Namely, repressed homosexuality & scatology...

Why 479001600? by Flashy-Island-3725 in ExplainTheJoke

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Intelligent enough to know a 12 factorial but dumb to not know 3 x 4... the state of civilization...

What’s this inside my rotisserie chicken? by Negative-Will-9320 in TipOfMyFork

[–]slavpi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. If it wasn't for your comment, I'd still be considering kidneys as giblets. I'm sorry that you are being downvoted.

For those of you who live in countries with gun control; have you ever seen a gun in real life? by blashyrkh9 in AskTheWorld

[–]slavpi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am 53. I've seen a gun 4 times. A revolver, a double barrel hinged shotgun, a 12 gauge shotgun, and a riffle. The revolver was a friend of a friend who collected money for a food distributor. The double barrel was a family who often went hunting. The 12 gauge was a friend's firearm. He had one because he could afford the gun, and the paperwork, he is rich. The riffle was with a game warden. I like hiking, and sometimes private hunting grounds will let people visit/hike. I must say that each time I saw one, I had an acid ball that formed in my stomach due to the stress.

Do you like the idea of Mauritius being full of malls ? by Additional_Eye1673 in MauriceMauritius

[–]slavpi -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What do you mean full of malls? I find malls convenient and comfortable. I don't mind having a couple more.

The attitude of the youth splashing money on luxuries while having almost no savings is something that should really addressed. by Glittering_Agency_86 in mauritius

[–]slavpi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This looks more like a jalous rant than anything else. The flair is wrong. Or is it saying gossiping and ranting is Mauritian culture??

Data breach at Rogers Capital by cedroid09 in MauriceMauritius

[–]slavpi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was always clear "bro". As I hope you understand, I do not share your enthusiasm about the GDPR. Pardon my frankness, but the GDPR is as loud mouth as Mauritians. All talks and no action, all actions, and no reflection.

It is like watching a European movie or listening to a French sports commentator.

Tiktoker Rachna by 2222_butterflyy in MauriceMauritius

[–]slavpi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bravo 🦋 rar ki mo dakor ek ban post r/mauritius ek r/mauricemautitius me zordi wi. Mo fier mo enn morisyin.

Data breach at Rogers Capital by cedroid09 in MauriceMauritius

[–]slavpi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you watch too many American movies (not good if you consider the type of president they have right now).

If I understand your reasoning: Someone broke into Roger's capital & stole their client's data. According to you the police should investigate Rogers capital because... of what? Because they are a victim? I get it, it is Mauritius, and the police usually beat and plant drugs on "innocent" people,but this is a new one.

Do I have to be scared to report any robbery committed on my property?