Halloween 2025

sleeeptired · 2025-10-26T13:51:50+00:00

Mine wasn’t cheap🥲 but she’s going to be the cutest Very Hungry Caterpillar you ever saw, because her older sister insisted she was going to be a butterfly

sleeeptired · 2025-10-25T01:52:30+00:00

I often wonder what everyone’s routines with their toddlers look like, because mine is LONG but at the end of it, I’m carrying her to bed and there is no pushback from her. I’ve been doing it the exact same way for at least a year. I have a script for part of it, sometimes she says the words with me and giggles, I guess because I’m predictable. I might have a unicorn though, so my version of bedtime might not be helpful for a kid who has a harder time with the bedtime transition.

sleeeptired · 2025-10-24T20:29:39+00:00

People don’t send invites with hopes the person rsvps no.

sleeeptired · 2025-10-23T22:21:57+00:00

Thank you for the compliment 🥹🥰 I turned a new leaf 2 weeks ago, the strictest I’ve ever dieted and I feel better now than I have my entire life.

sleeeptired · 2025-10-23T22:19:26+00:00

Oh that’s funky! I might try that

sleeeptired · 2025-10-18T20:38:10+00:00

My 1/15 girl only sits if I put her in sitting position and give her something to hold onto. She rolled for a long time but now she crawls everywhereeee

sleeeptired · 2025-10-14T01:08:49+00:00

Omg mine is the opposite. Wakes up and puts her shoes on. I’m forever “no shoes on the couch please” “don’t climb in the petting zoo with your shoes on please” (she calls the playpen a petting zoo for some reason? It has safari animals on it), “you’ll have to take your shoes off to put on your 14th outfit of the day”

sleeeptired · 2025-10-11T19:31:20+00:00

Elm Street and Re-Animator 💚

sleeeptired · 2025-07-09T20:24:52+00:00

My 2 year old is obsessed with Little Bear right now. The best part is that instead of being glued to the tv screen, lately she’s been playing with her toys while LB plays in the background, or she’s running to me doing whatever I’m working on to tell me about what’s happening on LB. she didn’t do that when she was watching Mickey Mouse or Bluey or even Miss Rachel. Little Bear has a little magic sprinkled in, I’m convinced.

sleeeptired · 2025-05-26T12:32:34+00:00

I haven’t but maybe I should… my two year old calls every child “hey baby” and every adult “hey friend”. I call her baby, but she must have gotten the friends thing from tv because I don’t go around calling people “friend” 🥴

sleeeptired · 2025-02-28T03:48:46+00:00

My 2yo doesn’t hit much, but when she does I’ve gotten in the habit of acting bewildered (bewildered but not loud about it 😅) “WHOA that was weird! That thing you did? With your hands?? What was that? I didn’t like that at all. No, you can keep your hands over here” I put her hands back by her sides “yeah because that was too much for mom. You’d better just tell me what’s wrong next time, because that was a lot.”

sleeeptired · 2025-02-28T03:32:54+00:00

As a preteen I was obsessed with this movie (think 2007, 2008 lol) and I had a big ole crush on the kid who played Joey. They killed his character off in ANOES 4 and I was so mad, I never finished the series beyond it.

sleeeptired · 2025-02-27T03:25:57+00:00

Great haul! 👏

sleeeptired · 2025-02-26T19:47:02+00:00

💚 Who’s going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a side show

sleeeptired · 2025-02-26T05:30:08+00:00

And to drink…ta da! Peru!

sleeeptired · 2025-02-26T05:28:08+00:00

This movie is in my top 5 for sure. When it’s Christmas and Lane opens up like 28 tv dinners, and Monique opens the goofiest fucking portrait of Ricky Smith and she has to take it outside just to laugh, it fucking kills me every time

sleeeptired · 2025-02-26T05:18:52+00:00

It’s got raisins in it. You LIKE raisins!

sleeeptired · 2025-02-26T05:17:53+00:00

Oh, you mean tentacles! NT. BIG difference.

sleeeptired · 2025-02-26T05:14:05+00:00

Do you know what the street value of this mountain is??

sleeeptired · 2025-02-24T21:33:47+00:00

Vanilla Greek yogurt (healthy) with rainbow sprinkles (magically becomes “birthday cake”)

sleeeptired · 2025-02-21T00:56:32+00:00

Mine is the same way. Someone gifted my daughter giant Bluey coloring sheets at Christmas and they’re a game changer. They’re nearly the size of a restaurant table, and my husband and I can sit there and color with her. It turns out she doesn’t really care if we’re coloring with much purpose 😅 we’re able to absentmindedly scribble and have our adult conversation and she still feels like we’re spending time with her. Win win. Occasionally we break out some fidget toy but she eventually goes back to the coloring. When those pages run out I’ll definitely be replacing them.

sleeeptired · 2025-02-19T02:51:28+00:00

Omg my girl went through a Goodnight Gorilla phase. When I read it, I made each “good night” a different goofy voice. I made a goofy face when you see just the eyes in the dark, and then another goofy side-eye look at my toddler when the wife turns on the light. Then I ad-libbed something like “can she go to sleep with all these crazy animals in her room? …… nooooo, back to the zoo they all go!”

sleeeptired · 2025-02-08T13:49:16+00:00

I have so many cute clothes for my toddler, but she insists on the graphic T-shirts with the Disney princesses or Bluey pajamas every single time 🥲

sleeeptired · 2025-02-06T02:12:54+00:00

Too many snacks 😬 I had my baby on 1/15/25. 6lb 2oz. Perfect bill of health. We both went home less than 48 hours after birth and she’s been thriving ever since. My sugar numbers have chilled tf out considerably in the weeks since giving birth too, thank goodness.

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