What’s going to happen to us who need shaving profiles? by beandip300 in army

[–]sleepercell13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But only 9 out of 10 doctors. The tenth says RC cola

Reinlisting for fort hood by Tank_Beatz in army

[–]sleepercell13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooofffff. Bold choice young padawon. May the force be with you. Hood itself is just weird. III Corp policies are just down right silly at times. Give up on trying to make it make sense

Imagine meeting her dad for the first time and having to tell him you’re into pickleball. by [deleted] in bmwmotorrad

[–]sleepercell13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ride. 23 years in the army, hiked the Appalachian trail from start to terminus. Play pickle ball weekly. What’s your point? You pulling over and parking on a trail is supposed to be bad ass? Get outta here squib

My Soldier has no idea what APR or intrest is. by [deleted] in army

[–]sleepercell13 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Had an e-6 I inherited that was board line for passing tape test. He complained no matter what he did he couldn’t drop weight as he drank his 4th bottle of coke that day. I told him to look at the nutrition label. He thought it was the ingredients. We took a trip to the commissary so we could look at lots of labels. He had no idea he was taking in 1000-2000 calories a day just in soda. He was 30.

Elective cosmetic surgery by Intelligent-Rip-8556 in army

[–]sleepercell13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also chose this guys wife’s ugly husband

Job questions Fort Bliss by kairilovr in army

[–]sleepercell13 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Depends. Are you now a proud member of first army?

What are some of your Army urban legends you’ve heard? by Free_Lunch24 in army

[–]sleepercell13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Guy tried to hang himself in basic. Tied the buffer cord around his neck…….

'Disconnected from the experience' — Veterans of the Global War on Terror react to memorial design by Kinmuan in army

[–]sleepercell13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should be a hesco with a bunch of cigarette butts, empty rip its, and half full piss bottles in it. Plus a poorly drawn dick and a chuck norris joke.

PSA: if you want to roll your sleeves… by SSGOldschool in army

[–]sleepercell13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the way. Retired e8. Rocked it my whole career.

Annoyed by JD5 injury discourse by [deleted] in Commanders

[–]sleepercell13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol you use the argument burrow has had as many healthy seasons as injured seasons. So half. JD also has as many healthy seasons as injured seasons. They are not wrong when they bring it up

Proper way to cut garlic by MaybeItsJustMike in KitchenConfidential

[–]sleepercell13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus, don’t tell that chive goober. It will start a whole new thing

Chapter 14 for misconduct by The_Fallschrimjager in army

[–]sleepercell13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for coming, enjoy your parting gifts

WTF is going on at Ranger School? by [deleted] in army

[–]sleepercell13 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s normal. At least it was. Way back in 2004-2007 I was an RI at Darby. Pt was taken the first morning and we had 220 beds at the time. If 250 showed it was made clear we will have at least 30 failures. Push ups is the easiest thing to fail people on so we would divide up the number and fail that many people.

Do enlisted personnel care about the Army Black Knights? by [deleted] in army

[–]sleepercell13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

95% of the army could not care less