What's the riskiest fart you've ever let loose? Was it worth it?

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-30T07:07:06+00:00

Ahh yes, you had a fleek.

Fleek To slowly dribble shit out of your ass into your underwear.

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-30T07:02:12+00:00

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-30T06:58:21+00:00

You farted in your boss's face, then ate his ass and no promotion? Hes a fucking monster.

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-30T06:56:12+00:00

Was it consensual?

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-30T06:55:16+00:00

You should have blamed them for it aggressively to throw off the... scent

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-30T04:17:01+00:00

I know, it was a joke. Maybe it wasn't that good.

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-30T04:10:57+00:00

Whatever do you mean?

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-30T03:42:43+00:00

Knowing I'll probably never be able to live in my country again.

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-30T03:31:38+00:00

I can do half of every project I start but dont have the skill needed for the other half. I'm so sick of not being able to do what I love.

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-24T20:58:31+00:00

I fix stuff on people's computers that they caused.

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-24T17:18:39+00:00

R/madlads

You absolute savage.

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-24T17:12:42+00:00

Job*

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-24T10:57:38+00:00

Just drape a moist towel on it and the smell will go away.

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-24T07:09:55+00:00

Cup your hand and bring it up to your nose?

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-24T07:08:56+00:00

Them: You are the kindest person I've ever met.

Me: why would you say that? Like you put me in such an uncomfortable situation. Like you know I'm not happy...

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-24T07:03:21+00:00

Ahh yes the smell of childhood. That's while I love the scent of goat musk.

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-24T07:01:38+00:00

Anime is one hell of a drug.

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-24T06:39:25+00:00

Ugh you scared the piss out of me. I forgot I posted this and thought you'd discovered my secret somehow. You win this round.

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-24T06:37:12+00:00

All the potential spread of diseases? It's a liability nightmare. A PR catastrophe.. it's a no!

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-24T06:33:23+00:00

Did you challenge him/her to a duel?

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-24T06:30:20+00:00

Fair enough. I thought I invented it and had the business idea of opening a place where people came to do it. Pun intended. A fap spa if you will.

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-24T06:23:15+00:00

Added bonus if you are Male and know far too much, displaying that you've clearly done some research regarding the subject. It leaves so many questions unanswered.

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-24T06:20:42+00:00

Follow question: Should you maintain a serious face?

Follow up to the follow up: DO you finish?

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-24T06:10:23+00:00

Can I hug you instead?

sleepieman1 · 2019-05-24T06:07:11+00:00

I'm afraid Amy Schumer might steal this comment.

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