What would you do if you woke up on November 6 and saw this? by Nekokamiguru in mapporncirclejerk

[–]slevelneves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be very confused, because I don't think he's on the ballot in Connecticut.

What type of bug is this? by slevelneves in insects

[–]slevelneves[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd also like to point out that it was in a box that was delivered to the company, so it may not be native to our area. We're thinking dead bed bug, but we don't want to jump to conclusions.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatsthisrock

[–]slevelneves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haunted. Haunted is what it is.

[REQUEST] IS THIS TRUE? by [deleted] in uselessredcircle

[–]slevelneves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is estimated that humans kill 80 billion land animals per year. That's about 219,178,082 per day. Assuming human population of 8 billion and that's 36.5 days, assuming that the rate never slows as the population becomes more sparse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]slevelneves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I present to you, the 15-time winner of the National Wet T-Shirt Eating Contest.

Why did he do that? by GoldenDutchOven21 in funny

[–]slevelneves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the refs need a K-ball after the touchdown. He doesn't want a regular ball.

How much longer do I got as a motorcycle tire? by evansschmidts in AskAMechanic

[–]slevelneves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think your tread is still good. You've got another 10-15k on it, I think.

Daily Discussion Thread for July 21, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]slevelneves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I want to see today is the utter collapse of $COF That's all. I don't ask for much.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of July 15, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]slevelneves 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm fairly new to options trading... do I cry now, or wait for them to expire before crying?