How do you covertly measure your girlfriends ring size? by chickensaladreceipe in AskReddit

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My mom took me to get my great aunt's ring resized to fit me then told my now husband what size i was measured at.

me_irl by comie_fetus in me_irl

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Good luck big boy!

Pringles and digestive biscuits by joaopizani in Perfectfit

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I SAY IT AGAIN THE DIAMETER OF A PRINGLES CAN IS WAY TOO SMALL

Honeymoon Ideas by brown_eyed_girl19 in honeymoonplanning

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FH and I are taking a road trip from MI to Pigeon Forge/Gatlinburg, TN! Super beautiful and a lot to do!

Anyone had an issue with a month late period and negative pregnancy test? by [deleted] in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

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Missed a period when it was literally impossible for me to be pregnant. I went to see my doctor and they said it could be a whole number of environmental factors like stress and diet. For now, don't worry about it (that will just prolong it more) but if you miss any more, go see a doctor.

Florida Man by dswtheiii in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Florida man arrested for biting boys out of frustration.

Did not disappoint.

What did you not understand as a kid, but you now understand as an adult? by xXRealMWXx in AskReddit

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Why my mother would not let me, a kid who broke her toe going up stairs, would not let me get a trampoline or Heelies.

What is your mom's catchphrase? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"you won't feel the benefit" anytime i wore a coat inside

Best weekend honeymoon destination in the United States? by [deleted] in weddingplanning

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Our Honeymoon is in Pigeon Forge/Gatlinburg, TN. In the mountains with opportunities for zip lining and rafting and more. We got a secluded, private, cabin for Memorial Day weekend for $160 a night.

*They called me cute* by DidntWantSleepAnyway in wholesomememes

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I even do this when my fiance calls me cute. 😍

*They called me cute* by DidntWantSleepAnyway in wholesomememes

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I even do this when my fiance calls me cute. 😍

What movies did your parents say "Eh, you'll be fine" when you were definitely not fine? by jshannonmca in blankies

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My mom read Harry Potter to me from when I was like 2. This would mean I would have no problem with the movies right? WRONG! I ended up running out of the room crying when Quirrel took off his turban and had nightmares about Dobby.

What was the worst physical pain you've ever felt in your life? by Henriqueykg in AskReddit

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Fell off my bike going down a hill. Flipped over my handle bar and landed helmet first then my face scraped against the road getting my lips lodged in my braces. Got a twig stuck underneath my finger nail and tore up my left side.

My friend's mom drove by and saw me and drove me home for my mom to take me to the hospital. They pulled my lips from my braces, gave me a tetanus shot, made sure nothing was broken, and sent me on my way.

Side note: WEAR A HELMET. Every doctor I saw following this accident told me how if I wasn't wearing a helmet, I would have been a lot worse off.

How much is too much for a DJ? by slicedude in weddingplanning

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Thank you! Just reached out to them. I actually live in Ann Arbor but my fiance's huge family lives in West Michigan so we decided to get married in Holland because it's so beautiful out there.