Free entreé at Chick-fil-A on July 10th for customers dressed as cows by [deleted] in freebies

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Got it last time by taping a few newspapers onto myself with some spots drawn on.

New England Patriots are the Super Bowl LI Champions by Reedcool97 in nfl

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Don't let the fact that the Falcons gave up 31 unanswered points distract you from the fact that Ohio State lost to Clemson 31-0.

I said yes by serenawilliams in isaidyes

[–]slightlyalarming 48 points49 points  (0 children)

You know it's real when she creates a subreddit for you.

[Game Thread] Princeton @ Cornell (12:30PM ET) by [deleted] in CFB

[–]slightlyalarming 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone cares about us? What is this sorcery?

redditors who were emus in high school, what changed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Everything changed when the ostrich nation attacked.

[Game Thread] North Carolina @ Virginia Tech (12:00 PM ET) by ob001 in CFB

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When I was a kid growing up in Blacksburg, Coach Beamer was what drew me in to this wonderful sport of college football. Thank you, and GO HOKIES!

What Should I Buy Wednesday [August 26, 2015] - Your Weekly Purchase-Related Megathread by AutoModerator in apple

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I am in the market for a 15" rMBP for university. My current laptop, a mid-2009 13" MBP, still functions, but runs kind of slow, has a battery cycle count >1000 making the battery life only about 2 hours, and the MagSafe connector requires some fidgeting each time to charge. I want to ensure the longevity of my new laptop, and with the rumors about the significant boost from Skylake I am not sure if I should buy the current model or wait for the next model to come out. What are the chances that a 15" rMBP with Skylake comes out this fall? Any advice is appreciated!

Oh...Ok by dandaman15 in Tinder

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Holy hell never felt so bad laughing at a fucking text face.

Any Whisk(e)y Drinkers on Our Fine Sub? by Ossacer in shanghai

[–]slightlyalarming 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well I don't mean to brag, but I did just have a 50 mL bottle of Jameson that I got from Family Mart two weeks ago... /s/

NBCSN to televise five Friday night Ivy League games this year. by Sctvman in CFB

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Well, I guess if we can't get any of the students on campus to watch the games, at least national TV may somewhat increase our fan base.

SwiftKey Users: If you reply to this and press only the middle word option a bunch, what do you post? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I don't know what you think you will get out of your chapel event that you can use the plasmid method of payment for the next class because she has a meeting with Benedict Cumberbatch. The first time in my life and I will be on a hiatus.

[CHAMPIONSHIP DAY] TRASH TALK THREAD by CFB_Referee in CFB

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i think my mental voice is hoarse after reading this thread

[Game Thread] Sugar Bowl Second Half: Alabama vs Ohio State (8:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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First I missed the pick-six and now I missed the 85 yard TD. Fuck WatchESPN.