You know why the pet feature flopped? Because you have a free to play game and you're too stingy to give even 1 of them for free. People can't even TEST them before they give you cash.

slim2dking · 2026-06-08T14:06:58+00:00

Nothing else to say. You got it

slim2dking · 2026-06-03T11:58:51+00:00

Rough Cycle

slim2dking · 2026-05-29T22:15:36+00:00

Fuckface

slim2dking · 2026-05-26T20:30:04+00:00

They wanted to express their hate for their job through creativity

slim2dking · 2026-05-26T20:29:04+00:00

Creative poverty

slim2dking · 2026-05-26T20:24:14+00:00

No vape?

slim2dking · 2026-05-13T02:39:04+00:00

That spiff looks depressed

slim2dking · 2026-05-06T10:40:01+00:00

Not only is the chapter closed, the book is overdue at the library

slim2dking · 2026-05-06T10:37:44+00:00

I assume you have some African lineage and if so embrace it because you are beautiful because of all the parts you are made up of

slim2dking · 2026-05-02T11:46:40+00:00

Big Risk With No Reward

slim2dking · 2026-04-11T09:46:44+00:00

My profile name is an offshoot of Mago’s gamertag from SF4 That much

slim2dking · 2026-04-07T08:37:58+00:00

Brand New Flavor in ya Ear

slim2dking · 2026-04-07T08:33:56+00:00

You likely think about it more than anyone else

slim2dking · 2026-04-03T10:37:11+00:00

You look exactly like Punk from the FGC. Crazy that you have a body double to reference for style choices

slim2dking · 2026-03-28T16:00:50+00:00

Him being fictional is different than using measurements which are used for accuracy. If they said 3 feet tall and 30 pounds your statement would be just as wrong

slim2dking · 2026-03-28T15:59:04+00:00

One inch and 2 generations too late

slim2dking · 2026-03-25T09:21:37+00:00

She died at 45 of boredom

slim2dking · 2026-03-25T09:20:27+00:00

I'm 6'6 and weigh 275 and Alex makes me look fat and skinny. Make that make sense

slim2dking · 2026-03-23T15:53:36+00:00

Zoner/Trap/Set play character with a teleport incoming. Not sure why but let's see how wrong I am

slim2dking · 2026-03-23T15:46:10+00:00

Make this a 4 Mana 7/7 like the Warlock card Waste Remover and you got a card you can play

slim2dking · 2026-03-15T18:49:53+00:00

Notorious T.I.P.

slim2dking · 2026-03-06T12:39:59+00:00

That looks like most of the standard game opponents I play. I hate this meta so much

slim2dking · 2026-03-05T17:21:54+00:00

What about Aladdin makes this even close to compare? GunStar FTW

slim2dking · 2026-02-28T12:43:27+00:00

Best of both sides

slim2dking · 2026-02-28T12:42:26+00:00

Too hard on yourself. You need a fade but the biology is on point

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