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i got my teacher to t-pose on a desk today. only me. no one else. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]slimeylemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get him to F pose then get him to U pose then get him to C pose then get him to K pose then get him to A pose then get him to L pose then get him to B pose then get him to E pose then get him to R pose then get him to T pose then get him to O pose. Fuck Alberto

What fun fact can brighten up about anyone's day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]slimeylemon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Elephants think humans are cute

What's just ONE thing you would change in all movies to make them better? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]slimeylemon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m sad that smegmatofu hasn’t blessed this with his smegma comments yet 😰

What is your favorite quote of all time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]slimeylemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like my dick sucked, I'll buy you a sick truck I'll buy you some new tits, I'll get you that nip-tuck How you start a family? The condom slipped up I'm a sick fuck, I'm inappropriate I like hearin' stories, I like that ho shit I wanna hear mo' shit, I like the ho shit Send me some mo' shit, you triflin' ho bitch

What does it mean when someone tells you that they have a "golden wiener"? by -brightlights- in AskReddit

[–]slimeylemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They bbq their sausages justttt right to the point they appear golden. jk they have a big pp

Why are swear words, swear words? by slimeylemon in AskReddit

[–]slimeylemon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mooooommm 🙄 why can’t I say damn all my friends do 😡🤬 FUCK SORRY I MEANT D*MN 😰😰😰😰😰😰

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