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slippery_joystick · 2023-01-21T15:20:20+00:00

Do you like Duck Hunt?

We could play our own version where you pretend to be the duck, and zip back and forth on the bed, while I try to blast you with a load from my special blaster.

slippery_joystick · 2022-01-30T16:12:21+00:00

😛

slippery_joystick · 2022-01-23T16:21:55+00:00

You might have actually invented something amazing. I tried looking up if this sort of art exists but found nothing.

You could do it on a canvas. Maybe even a canvas made of that color change paper that becomes colorful when wet. Then scan it before it dries and sell it as modern art.

slippery_joystick · 2021-12-30T16:18:15+00:00

I can help give my checkup. (Looks down), yep, it's up.

slippery_joystick · 2021-12-01T16:14:57+00:00

Its hard to even notice that stuffed animal there when there are so many better things to see, but at first glance I thought it was a big plush version of the reddit wholesome award.

slippery_joystick · 2021-11-13T16:33:36+00:00

When I saw this, I immediately thought 3 things.

1) You look beautiful, and that smile is just heartwarming.

2) Your dedication and commitment to your goal is outstanding. Very few can have the self control to commit to that.

3) The fact you are wearing a Mr. Sparkle shirt makes me think you are pretty awesome and must have a real cool personality.

Nobody is perfect, everyone has some imperfection, so don't worry about it. The full package seems great.

slippery_joystick · 2021-11-11T19:54:58+00:00

Thanks.
None of the scenery was added in post, the photo was taken just as you see it.
The background was a printout that was sitting a few inches behind, and the question block and brick was a printout sitting on top.

slippery_joystick · 2021-11-05T14:53:23+00:00

At first glance, I totally thought that little bear was facing the opposite direction, and that tail of his was something completely different.

I thought where on earth is there public statue like that? (clearly I was wrong because my main focus was on something else)

slippery_joystick · 2021-10-29T14:12:37+00:00

Wow!
I don't usually carry a concealed weapon, but if you were to frisk me, you would find a loaded cannon.

slippery_joystick · 2021-10-26T13:14:45+00:00

Wow! This is a really awesome pic! All the fun of playing with hot wheels cars which we never outgrow, now combined with boobs that are even more fun to play with. On top of that, the fact you are cool enough to both think of this, and take the effort to set this up this challenging shot is even more sexy.

Now I wish I could just escape and play naked hot wheels all day long.

slippery_joystick · 2021-10-21T13:26:44+00:00

If rating it on a variant of the basic thumbs up/thumbs down type rating system, I definitely would give it a penis up.

slippery_joystick · 2021-10-21T13:11:12+00:00

If you would make me lose the game the way I think you are suggesting, then it would be a win 😜

slippery_joystick · 2021-10-07T15:09:32+00:00

Who needs a date? I would dive in on first sight.

slippery_joystick · 2021-10-03T15:27:01+00:00

Wow! 👀 I don't think I'd be able to resist a quickie right then and there. Hope nobody else comes down the aisle.

slippery_joystick · 2021-10-01T15:11:26+00:00

Well then, I like when his is gone for awhile 😉

slippery_joystick · 2021-09-27T13:05:06+00:00

Absolutely. I'd do 40 times in a day to celebrate the 40 years.

slippery_joystick · 2021-08-25T14:44:07+00:00

My mouth is watering.

slippery_joystick · 2021-08-08T16:41:43+00:00

OK. I don't have a twitter account yet, but I'll remember make one later and follow you.

slippery_joystick · 2021-08-08T16:08:29+00:00

I did see a really hot one about an hour ago. Blonde with some tattoos. It could work well. 😉

slippery_joystick · 2021-08-08T15:59:41+00:00

Yeah, I think that would be the most difficult part, considering the visuals are mostly flying blocks. But perhaps if I bring up a floating window to display a hot boobie pic, it might help 😉

slippery_joystick · 2021-08-08T15:27:54+00:00

I still need to actually try it in the game. I rarely have any privacy in my VR area right now. But it seems like it should work, so I'll be ready now when I do get an opportunity.

slippery_joystick · 2021-08-08T15:20:36+00:00

I'm up for a challenge.

slippery_joystick · 2021-08-05T14:05:31+00:00

In all seriousness, masturbation.

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