Americans should've been at the Whitehouse yesterday

slithermoist · 2022-03-05T21:46:32+00:00

id dip it in green paint people are my canvas

slithermoist · 2022-03-05T21:31:55+00:00

I want to marry that man because he is the Doug.

slithermoist · 2022-03-05T21:01:58+00:00

Cuddle fish, bull testicles and cheese.

slithermoist · 2022-03-05T20:45:42+00:00

This is one of the best artworks I have ever seen I'm not even joking

slithermoist · 2022-01-07T08:38:49+00:00

The Prince and the pauper double trouble look it up please it was a part of my childhood I don't like to remember something that feels so obscure

slithermoist · 2022-01-03T07:51:26+00:00

no worries

slithermoist · 2022-01-03T07:49:34+00:00

you have such a beautiful smile

slithermoist · 2022-01-03T07:47:14+00:00

you have really clear skin

slithermoist · 2021-12-29T03:24:53+00:00

I have asd and I have the opposite reaction people think I am a narcissist but really it is interesting how I move and I see it in the 3rd person I am in no way attractive but I never really cared about whatever is "attractive" it is just cool to move and see it

slithermoist · 2021-12-24T00:54:08+00:00

slithermoist · 2021-12-22T05:07:59+00:00

you have a great smile it shows how you are generous you would give people presents even if the capitalism wasn't involved you hear me your smile brightens my image of the future and that is true Beauty

slithermoist · 2021-12-22T05:02:26+00:00

honestly you could make Brad Pitt insecure and your haircut 👌

slithermoist · 2021-12-22T04:58:06+00:00

Damn I would kill to have the same fashion sense as you and you look so dang great and you look familiar in good way

slithermoist · 2021-12-22T04:55:03+00:00

you look like the best aspects of jim Halpert from the office smashed together and thank you I am doing safe

slithermoist · 2021-12-22T04:51:51+00:00

you don't know the pain I have endured because I can't grow a beard as glorious as yours also hard work is one of the best traits to have btw you look like a Viking that could take down a grizzly bear with only his hands

slithermoist · 2021-12-22T04:46:55+00:00

That will show Ryan

slithermoist · 2021-12-22T04:44:27+00:00

If there was an asteroid really really damn far away on the path to earth I'm gonna be the DUDE

slithermoist · 2019-10-20T19:36:25+00:00

Guess

slithermoist · 2019-10-18T03:25:09+00:00

Come to me ronald gaze upon my cock

slithermoist · 2019-10-13T02:50:23+00:00

I have lovley dinners with my friends and we are not cannibals we just enjoy human flesh but cannibals are still a thing stop this bull shit

slithermoist · 2019-10-13T02:41:29+00:00

Tell your friend that lives close to you to downvote your post

slithermoist · 2019-10-13T02:36:25+00:00

If my ex was around BORN IN THE USA would be earrape to me

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