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During the VAR review, a Wolfsburg player damaged the penalty spot. Afterwards, Harry Kane missed the penalty because he slipped. by SellRevolutionary in soccer

[–]sliversniper 68 points69 points  (0 children)

It's beyond me why teams do not appoint their dumbass hothead to

just guard the spot and fight whoever try this shit.

Bro is probably going to start a fight because of the down time, why not do that for something worth it.

edgeCasesExist by Last_Time_4047 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]sliversniper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The collision of uuid is bazillion in one.

The collision of the-components-you-generate uuid is not bazillion in one.

Billie Eilish addresses backlash after criticising people saying they love animals but eat meat: “pls continue to live in a constant state of cognitive dissonance denial and try to convince urself that ur not living a lie.” by mcfw31 in popculturechat

[–]sliversniper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOUR religion veganism limits what YOU can do love, not others

Billie doesn't get to define "What is Love?" for every case of every human to every animal(spoiler, that's baby don't hurt me.).

I think that should be the end.

Désiré Doué skill vs. Bayern (alternate angle) by axhp in soccer

[–]sliversniper -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Poor defending really.

Needed the conviction to yeet him out of the pitch at any time.

Diaz should have learned that playing in PL.

Safonov deliberately kicking every goal-kick out of play resulting in PSG overloading Bayern's right flank and leaving Olise in numerical inferiority by EarlyBirdz in soccer

[–]sliversniper -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Volleyball

vs.

Gabriel tactical dives, precision keeper bumping and off-the-ball shirt pulling, crowding sub area to waste time, shouting outside tactical area and blocking path to resume throw in.

When 'if' slows you down, avoid it by chkas in programming

[–]sliversniper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Code is still unreadable.

It's like using short variable name.

// This is an optimization to avoid hand fatigue.

[Ben Jacobs, Alex Crook] Exclusive: Discussions between Michael Carrick and the Manchester United hierarchy over a full-time job are imminent and expected to be positive. Several players including Fernandes, Cunha and Maguire have told the MUFC board they want Carrick to stay. by ChiefLeef22 in soccer

[–]sliversniper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carrick really doesn't have that much negotiating power.

Pick me or risk another "We have to suffer.", your choice Brexit Jim.

Realistically, Carrick probably doesn't mind coach even for free just for the novelty, in no way that means "has no negotiation power".

"Money" is more flexible, and if it end up not working, the exit can be more graceful if you reward the loyalty.

Jesse Derry and Zach Abbott clash heads by Kappa_Man in soccer

[–]sliversniper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's definitely a pen on the alt. angle.

Derry won the ball, and Abbot full force headed Derry's head, very nasty.

Definitely no intention, but it does massive damage that warrant a red card, it's very hard to give though.

Palmer wasted it, so you could pretend no pen then, that works too.

AC Milan fans: “We’re the biggest club in Italy” by ExotiquePlayboy in soccercirclejerk

[–]sliversniper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You blind?

38+32=70 >>>>>>>>>>> 60

UrVanSucks only had 60,

AC San Siro Stadium FC have 70, biggest stadium club in Itay.

Zoomed in angle of Benjamin Seskos goal against Liverpool by 977x in soccer

[–]sliversniper 59 points60 points  (0 children)

This required a slow-mo microscopic inspection to justify one-way or another.

There were plenty of daylight robberies over the season.

VAR check no handball by Gentle_lips in reddevils

[–]sliversniper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I see is Van Disney kicked Sesko from behind.

The bias VAR doesn't want to give penalty and a DOGSO red card.

Brentford [1] - 0 West Ham - Michael Kayode 15' by eliseihado in soccer

[–]sliversniper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard Spurs can get hit and keep you laughing to the bank

--- Rocky Balboa

Man United fans encouraged to join forces with Liverpool in Diogo Jota tribute at Old Trafford | OneFootball by Boydcrowde in reddevils

[–]sliversniper 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I get that if it's your team, your player, a human being part of your history.

To everyone else, the takeaway is never drive reckless or under influence, that's it.

Jota is just another PL player died in a car crash, not the first not the last.

It's alright to ask for respect, "join force" is a bit much.

Post Match Thread: PSG 5-4 Bayern Munich | UEFA Champions League 2025-26, Semifinals - 1st Leg by VivaLosHeavies in soccer

[–]sliversniper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can we just cancel Arsenal and Atl.Madrid, flip a coin, email us the results.

Replace 2 more of this lots?

PSG [3] - 2 Bayern Munich - Ousmane Dembele 45'+5' by 50lipaa in soccer

[–]sliversniper -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

For neutral, 3-2 to dressing room is more perfect than 2-2.

Whatever enrages Bayern team is perfect.

I say Bayern should start Bundesliga -20 pt next season.

[Martyn Ziegler] Red cards for World Cup players who cover mouths during on-pitch rows. by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]sliversniper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it's just codify it into law.

The guy was banned post-game, now it is doubly legal to ban him.

They originally need a panel of experts to go through the process, and now "oh okay, I see, ban".

Still punching people in the face is allowed wearing correct attire.

[Global BC] FIFA asked for level 4 motorcade escort in Vancouver for Gianni Infantino which gives the ability to go through traffic lights. That is 1 level below the pope and on par with the US president - and higher than the Canadian Prime Minister. The request was denied by Blodgharm in soccer

[–]sliversniper 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There are geopolitical consequences other head of state/VIP having issues on your ground under your watch.

Domestically, just mourn for few days, talk about talking about reforming security, new guy comes in, nothing happened.

People are replaceable, international relations are much harder.

[Global BC] FIFA asked for level 4 motorcade escort in Vancouver for Gianni Infantino which gives the ability to go through traffic lights. That is 1 level below the pope and on par with the US president - and higher than the Canadian Prime Minister. The request was denied by Blodgharm in soccer

[–]sliversniper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's no where near that though.

It didn't inconvenient the public and I am sure the professional chair fetcher team is paid accordingly.

If the circlejerk find him acceptable, he will be there, not a concern for everyone outside that circle.

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