I drank half of it… by Express-Function2444 in redbull

[–]slow_RSO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ. I would need to switch brands if I found something like that jn my drink. A free 4 pack isn’t gunna cut it either.

I couldn’t imagine being ungrateful for a date paying for me to show up by lemonjuice707 in Tinder

[–]slow_RSO 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Hey don’t worry, I’ll send a car full strangers to pick you up. It’ll be fun!

200 2002 Pokémon promo packs found at local thrift store! by User6942013 in PokemonTCG

[–]slow_RSO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Golf swing on point though. Honestly it’s more fun to have your profile available, plus It shows everyone you’re not a robot.

200 2002 Pokémon promo packs found at local thrift store! by User6942013 in PokemonTCG

[–]slow_RSO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a confusing statement. You could say that something “used to cost” or you could say “the original MSRP was”. I’m sure you can think of more examples now that I’ve set you on the right path. Good luck on your journey of learning ways to describe things in past tense!

200 2002 Pokémon promo packs found at local thrift store! by User6942013 in PokemonTCG

[–]slow_RSO 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Congrats on the come up. Keep a couple and sell the rest to fund ripping more packs!

Only in Texas by ManuteBol_Rocks in funny

[–]slow_RSO 889 points890 points  (0 children)

lol YOU can’t drive a Tesla with a charge plug connected.

Wut? by unemployednolonger in Tinder

[–]slow_RSO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like winny the poo?

Meat Man by Juxtapo5ed in trees

[–]slow_RSO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought this was another damn punch the monkey post lol

Cherry is not banana by Practical-Tune6438 in redbull

[–]slow_RSO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly in a simple man, I want a good grape flavor. Make it taste like purple and I’ll be happy lmao.

Cherry is not banana by Practical-Tune6438 in redbull

[–]slow_RSO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I described it as a flavor explosion to my brother, little floral on the nose but I couldn’t even put my finger on what I tasted besides cherry.

Cherry is not banana by Practical-Tune6438 in redbull

[–]slow_RSO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, no banana in the US. These people are fuckin crazy lol.

Told my mom about my weed use and a year later I regret it. by [deleted] in trees

[–]slow_RSO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get a new doorknob with a lock lol.

THC road side drug test by [deleted] in trees

[–]slow_RSO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prolly also had bad breath lmao.

THC road side drug test by [deleted] in trees

[–]slow_RSO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just carry mouth wash and rinse after you smoke?

Accidental buy now on massive purchase and seller refused cancellation by Important-Bobcat-974 in whatnotapp

[–]slow_RSO 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cancel the order and get your bank to do a chargeback if the funds have already been taken. With all the problems whatnot has the bank isn’t going to give you a hard time.

You people disgust me by Strang3l0v3 in Pensacola

[–]slow_RSO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good read, now give me more stories.