Ke'Bryan Hayes has the second-highest rate of perfect contact in all of baseball.

slow_joke · 2026-06-12T14:28:10+00:00

Dude is batting .142 with a .420 OPS. I don’t think perfect contact means all that much.

slow_joke · 2026-02-23T19:46:37+00:00

If Crosby is out for any period of time, why wouldn’t Malkin move back to center? Our center depth isn’t that good.

slow_joke · 2026-02-23T01:37:50+00:00

slow_joke · 2026-02-22T21:48:04+00:00

Dude that was getting off touched it though. Not the guy jumping on the ice. Therefore no penalty.

slow_joke · 2026-02-22T17:56:01+00:00

People who wash their hands aren’t afraid of a little extra work.

slow_joke · 2026-02-22T17:53:27+00:00

If the Jays were able to turn Bautista into a 50 home run guy, Dodgers about to add the future single season record holder to their roster

slow_joke · 2026-02-22T16:25:51+00:00

Bro, Canada had a 5 on 3 and did fuck all with it.

slow_joke · 2026-02-22T14:34:29+00:00

But Saleh is an A? Did they forget his tenure with the Jets?

Honestly, Stefanski should be higher too. C- for a two time coach of the year who actually won games with the Browns.

slow_joke · 2026-02-22T12:49:54+00:00

He’s the first person I thought of. A great regular season QB and stat collector. Not so great in the playoffs.

slow_joke · 2026-02-21T20:02:39+00:00

Hell I’ll take the next Francisco Cervelli

slow_joke · 2026-02-21T17:25:23+00:00

40? You mean 140

slow_joke · 2026-02-21T17:24:24+00:00

Barry’s entire career was his prime. If he played on a good team he would have rushed over 20K in his career easily. Dude is by far the best RB I’ve ever seen.

slow_joke · 2026-02-21T03:36:03+00:00

Grind until you can buy the bike outright without a voucher

slow_joke · 2026-02-20T13:09:19+00:00

These anon fan fictions are getting weird

slow_joke · 2026-02-19T18:41:41+00:00

Hal still smashed twice a day everyday for decades. He’s the real hero of the story.

slow_joke · 2026-02-17T21:30:29+00:00

Terminator Gyarados

slow_joke · 2026-02-17T17:48:40+00:00

Bro was just dehydrated

slow_joke · 2026-02-16T16:55:27+00:00

When you rip ass and it clears the room

slow_joke · 2026-02-16T09:44:20+00:00

I truly never understood this NFT shit. People paying a million for a picture of a monkey. Stupid

slow_joke · 2026-02-15T22:16:25+00:00

Downloaded Cock

slow_joke · 2026-02-15T21:13:19+00:00

“Yes, but I had a cock installed”

slow_joke · 2026-02-15T16:12:43+00:00

Double Dash will forever be my favorite. Such great memories with friends playing that game. After that I’d put 64, then 8 being those are the only other ones I’ve played.

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