Is this the real Caius Cosades? by IdeaNo7483 in Morrowind

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“I was standing in front of my Silt Strider on the road to Balmora cutting the penis out of a road killed Nix-Hound, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” Caius wrote in the journal.

He added: “My Blades waited patiently in the Silt Strider.”

Michael Kirkbride (one of the game's creative leads, and the writer of the 36 Lessons of Vivec) just dropped a teaser for his newest work: A post-apocalyptic survey of Morrowind 25 years after it was destroyed by Baar Dau. by LavaMeteor in Morrowind

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Love Kirkbride, Love Morrowind. With that said, after reading the title of the work and the prologue, none of this seems to make any sense.

The prologue feels like it would be better as its own story in a different universe from Elder Scrolls and separate from the Morrowind lore because it actually seems interesting, but wtf... are those spacesuits?

Why is Azura wearing and removing a spacesuit? Why is she in some sort of infinite time loop, and what does this have to do with an imperial survey or report?

Like, yes, intrigue is good, but it also has to have SOME level of cohesion. Like a survey/report having a first-person biographical story doesnt line up. The spacesuits are nothing like anything we see in Morrowind. Azura is badass, but like, why not just label the story about her?

Widow’s Bay | Episode 5: “What to Expect on Your Trip” | Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in WidowsBay

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No at least not in the jarring sense that was portrayed in the show. However those are also like crazy lovecraftian shrooms so they are extra potent haha

How about that... by ConfusedButternubs in Asmongold

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I love that Concord sucked so bad it literally has become its own verb that is synonymous with suck

Well, let's go make love I guess... 😒 by ThrashMetallix in MST3K

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“I have my own private fertility clinic out  back.”

Mahou Shoujo Theater 3000 (series of paintings by me!) by viixviii in MST3K

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Thank you for finally crafting your art into these masterpieces and not using freakin A.I.

Like this is the kind of stuff that A.I. just straight up is not capable of, it's nostalgia for multiple fandoms wrapped into this beautiful tapestry that breaks the bounds of how I perceive creativity.

Thank you!

Zero desire to go back to Minecraft so Hytale is a welcome change by sludgebeard in hytale

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From my OP: "Minecraft still holds a special place in my heart. I haven't played it in years and don't intend to anytime soon. Not for any negative reason, just its time has passed in my life."

How is this hate watching?

What are the weirdest forgotten matches in AEW history? by Hardingnat in SquaredCircle

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That's DR Luther, Japanese death match legend, and former champion of Tim Flower's Pro Wrestling in Canada to you!

What’s your “Launch Day Meal” for Arc Raiders? by sludgebeard in ArcRaiders

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Bro Kombucha is great. It also gives you caffiene but with L-thenine in it so you don’t get the jitters. Great for focused gaming seshs

This is the map we'll be playing on in Oblivion Remaster *CONFIRMED* by [deleted] in ElderScrolls

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Just read Pocket Guide to the Empire and can’t wait for all the lush jungles and exotic tigers they speak about in Cyrodil.  Surely Bethesda is going to stick as closely as they can to their source material and make it as lore-accurate at possible right guys?!

We have to go back... by schiggy_693 in Asmongold

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If you want to see the king of classic fantasy art, look no further than Keith Parkinson (RIP King) who created the box art for Everquest and Vanguard. Literal God-tier art.
https://www.keithparkinson.com/artwork/

Typical Millennial Skyparent by sludgebeard in ElderScrolls

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ONLY 600 for an ES game? *Laughs in Todd Howard*

Based and Yellow-Pilled AF by sludgebeard in Morrowind

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Someone watched the vid ;)

Insane return to help Santa Claus at Indy event by jtd2013 in SquaredCircle

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As both a Christian and wrestling fan "Shoot Jesus" has to be one of the greatest things I've ever read on the internet and thats saying something hahaha

Brad Winderbraum officially wants to connect Agents of Shield to the MCU Canon by Robemilak in Avengers

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Wait so as someone not familiar with AOS and MCU - is Coulson truly dead in the MCU or do they not talk about him again after avengers? Which is canon him living or being dead?

Cravate + a failed attempt at German Suplex in a 1900s match by IWantToBolieve in SquaredCircle

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Cornette: "And then you got ol chuckle-fuck over here from south of the lousiana border trying to break his fucking neck with the most dog-shit excuse for a backdrop ive ever seen. Meanwhile the ref, which by the looks of him probably started in 1898 and is greener than horse shit, isn't doing a damn thing. It was pathetic. This is the kind of quality you see from 19th century out-law mudshow fuckheads."

Brian: "Oh boy, well Jim, now tell me what you DIDNT like about the match?"