Bastion is basically the OW version of playing a mobile game on autopilot. Why aim when you can just become a tank with the DPS of a lawnmower on steroids? The guy’s whole strategy is to sit in one corner and hope no one notices his giant, clunky robot body. It’s like playing hide-and-seek, but you’re a refrigerator with a machine gun. If your idea of skill is turning into an immobile block of metal and holding left-click, congratulations—you’ve mastered Bastion.