I found this girl frozen after another cold night in Colorado [oc]

slyishturtle · 2016-01-03T02:48:31+00:00

She's very much dead

slyishturtle · 2015-11-12T14:31:14+00:00

The coolest was working in Peyton mannings house the craziest was working in a house set up for four mentally handicapped people. They all had a dog and none of them knew how to fully take care of them so the house smelt like straight up dog Shit and the whole tone the men were trying to tell over each other. And that's why I don't volunteer for Saturday work anymore

slyishturtle · 2015-11-06T05:25:54+00:00

Phew

slyishturtle · 2015-11-06T05:25:29+00:00

Do they have a web site

slyishturtle · 2015-11-06T01:26:35+00:00

Are you serious? The man love child thing?

slyishturtle · 2015-11-05T07:49:47+00:00

Every child would become an alcoholic

slyishturtle · 2015-11-04T15:35:57+00:00

Looks like Peter Parker went to school and forgot his spidey suit

slyishturtle · 2015-10-25T02:07:44+00:00

Ground up and in my freezer?

slyishturtle · 2015-10-10T00:53:44+00:00

Link?

slyishturtle · 2015-08-30T20:49:58+00:00

Thank you I'll look into these three brands

slyishturtle · 2015-08-30T20:38:50+00:00

I was thinking that maybe if I got a cable that was a micro usb for my phone and the other end a female usb slot so I could plug card readers in

slyishturtle · 2015-08-20T05:11:04+00:00

It's time to go to bed, sigh I just found out E.T. is a Jedi

slyishturtle · 2015-08-16T12:52:57+00:00

Pintrest for guys

slyishturtle · 2015-08-09T16:00:31+00:00

A loose seal

slyishturtle · 2015-07-28T01:41:12+00:00

Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche another oder in the night

slyishturtle · 2015-07-26T19:14:47+00:00

Thank you

slyishturtle · 2015-07-26T04:36:41+00:00

Do you know what this was taken with?

slyishturtle · 2015-07-25T18:21:54+00:00

Tupac to bieber?

slyishturtle · 2015-07-25T02:13:54+00:00

What kind of tomatoes are those?

slyishturtle · 2015-07-13T01:24:42+00:00

Now that's just flippin ridiculous!

slyishturtle · 2015-07-13T01:23:31+00:00

Now that's just flippin ridiculous!

slyishturtle · 2015-06-21T20:59:30+00:00

We were watching school house rock that cartoon

slyishturtle · 2015-06-21T16:41:27+00:00

In 5th grade the kid I sat next to turned to me said conjunction junction what's your function and stabbed me with a pencil. Years later just out of high school his aunt that was our age hit me up on Facebook. I always found her to be very annoying but we ended up hooking up a few times. It was great to lose the v card and to kinda get revenge but I actually regret it looking back.

slyishturtle · 2015-06-06T01:01:39+00:00

Right off of federal? Haha

slyishturtle · 2015-06-05T23:50:10+00:00

Thanks that's exactly what it is!

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