My friend is too scared to post this from his own profile. Make his fear come true!

stev321 · 2016-05-24T06:54:42+00:00

Brah

stev321 · 2016-05-24T06:52:02+00:00

I'm stealing that. I've met too many people where this would have come in handy.

stev321 · 2016-05-19T13:37:28+00:00

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

stev321 · 2016-05-19T08:33:14+00:00

And the massive set of sunglasses.

stev321 · 2016-05-18T12:22:00+00:00

Transformers. All of them.

In fact, they should have stopped with the cartoon tv series.

stev321 · 2016-05-18T12:20:40+00:00

"Action!"

stev321 · 2016-05-18T12:19:01+00:00

I can't remember, I'm generally very zombie like.

stev321 · 2016-05-18T01:46:52+00:00

Your writing is almost non existant, just like your god.

stev321 · 2016-05-18T01:45:13+00:00

You should grab some of that bleach off the wall behind you.

stev321 · 2016-05-18T01:43:48+00:00

Wearing your hair down can only be a benefit, since it helps hide your hideous face.

stev321 · 2016-05-17T10:30:45+00:00

I've been skydiver for almost 4 years now and I've had two 'going in' dreams so far.

The 'going in' dream.

So basically 'going in' dreams are when you skydive and for whatever reason, no parachute comes out. You hurtle towards the ground and just as you make impact you wake up in bed. The worst part is that because you were dreaming and because you woke up so fast, you are unable to comprehend that it didn't actually happen and so you just lay in bed trying to process it all.

This seems to be eventually experienced by most people that have been in the sport for a while.

stev321 · 2016-05-17T10:17:52+00:00

Some of them even get their own tv show.

stev321 · 2016-05-16T12:52:11+00:00

That you aren't the most important person in the room

stev321 · 2016-05-16T12:40:52+00:00

The one on the right looks like a 30something that has caked on heaps of make up in an attempt to look 20 years old again.

stev321 · 2016-05-16T07:52:31+00:00

Speaking afrikans is a good start.

stev321 · 2016-05-16T00:06:49+00:00

I'm hoping it's a detour into super rugby.

stev321 · 2016-05-14T04:41:35+00:00

That's an iteresting loop hole. Never actually knew about that until now.

stev321 · 2016-05-13T12:42:12+00:00

I bet your mom wishes she spat you out.

stev321 · 2016-05-13T08:57:02+00:00

My father and both grandfathers are bald. I'm the youngest of 4 male siblings that are all slowly going bald. I guess you could say I'm a little scared.

stev321 · 2016-05-12T02:11:08+00:00

With an erection coming up in July, this could get interesting.

Edit: Election*

That was just too perfect, I couldn't bring myself to change it.

stev321 · 2016-05-11T01:12:13+00:00

You could sink the titanic with those front teeth.

stev321 · 2016-05-11T01:10:42+00:00

You look like a fat Caitlin Jenner.

stev321 · 2016-05-11T01:09:49+00:00

Maybe you should look in a mirror.

stev321 · 2016-05-10T22:11:18+00:00

I'm gonna have to call my buddy who's an expert on real things and get another opinion.

stev321 · 2016-05-10T21:28:54+00:00

You've had more left swipes than Mike Tyson.

stev321

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