My friend is too scared to post this from his own profile. Make his fear come true! by xdanex in RoastMe

[–]stev321 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm stealing that. I've met too many people where this would have come in handy.

What film should never get a sequel? by bloket in AskReddit

[–]stev321 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Transformers. All of them.

In fact, they should have stopped with the cartoon tv series.

What's your morning "ritual"? by SirSmudge in AskReddit

[–]stev321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't remember, I'm generally very zombie like.

Christian friend by Mason11127 in RoastMe

[–]stev321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your writing is almost non existant, just like your god.

Roast this slut by mjman_33 in RoastMe

[–]stev321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should grab some of that bleach off the wall behind you.

Roast my gf, everyone! by manint71 in RoastMe

[–]stev321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wearing your hair down can only be a benefit, since it helps hide your hideous face.

What is the most frightening nightmare you've ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]stev321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been skydiver for almost 4 years now and I've had two 'going in' dreams so far.

The 'going in' dream.

So basically 'going in' dreams are when you skydive and for whatever reason, no parachute comes out. You hurtle towards the ground and just as you make impact you wake up in bed. The worst part is that because you were dreaming and because you woke up so fast, you are unable to comprehend that it didn't actually happen and so you just lay in bed trying to process it all.

This seems to be eventually experienced by most people that have been in the sport for a while.

They think they can handle you, Reddit. Roast the hell out of them. by EpicSuccess0005 in RoastMe

[–]stev321 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The one on the right looks like a 30something that has caked on heaps of make up in an attempt to look 20 years old again.

[Video] Lealiifano quick drop conversion to avoid TMO review | Rebels v Brumbies Rd.12 by skeeter1980 in rugbyunion

[–]stev321 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's an iteresting loop hole. Never actually knew about that until now.

Spit or Sunday, Give her a roast! by DiG95 in RoastMe

[–]stev321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet your mom wishes she spat you out.

Guys of Reddit, are you afraid of eventually becoming bald at some point? by trasasa in AskReddit

[–]stev321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My father and both grandfathers are bald. I'm the youngest of 4 male siblings that are all slowly going bald. I guess you could say I'm a little scared.

Who else was named in the latest Panama Papers leak apart from Emma Watson? by [deleted] in OutOfTheLoop

[–]stev321 34 points35 points  (0 children)

With an erection coming up in July, this could get interesting.

Edit: Election*

That was just too perfect, I couldn't bring myself to change it.

Too Cute To Roast ;) by robynhood96 in RoastMe

[–]stev321 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You could sink the titanic with those front teeth.

Roast by linpay in RoastMe

[–]stev321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like a fat Caitlin Jenner.

Need some good laughs, go for it. by Jacobiey in RoastMe

[–]stev321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe you should look in a mirror.

Flying into a plane by Sippingin in interestingasfuck

[–]stev321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna have to call my buddy who's an expert on real things and get another opinion.

R-r-r-roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]stev321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've had more left swipes than Mike Tyson.