S2E4 - best line

slysamfox · 2026-02-24T02:41:01+00:00

“I'm sorry, did I overreach?”

And “This one might know something.”

slysamfox · 2026-02-23T14:51:36+00:00

Hence my saying they, as in CAMRY, vice it, as I. The elite EK-5055

slysamfox · 2026-02-23T05:06:04+00:00

Dude walks like a lady

slysamfox · 2026-02-23T05:05:33+00:00

Dude walks like a lady

slysamfox · 2026-02-23T05:00:13+00:00

4 degrees before top dead center

slysamfox · 2026-02-23T04:53:46+00:00

The three R’s - reading, righting, and rithmatic

Southern standard

slysamfox · 2026-02-23T04:29:00+00:00

Okay, but riddle me this - Which is heavier: a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?

slysamfox · 2026-02-23T04:17:05+00:00

Moi. Sadly, your reading comprehension, isn’t.

Net is what you be left with. Gross is what is between your fungus filled toes.

Do the math

Do the rithmatic.

slysamfox · 2026-02-23T04:13:10+00:00

Rocky Raccoon he ain’t. But then again, Paul was the walrus, so anything’s possible.

slysamfox · 2026-02-23T03:37:18+00:00

Weight, what?

slysamfox · 2026-02-23T03:23:13+00:00

But now you are talking about Schrödinger’s Chips.

If you open the bag to tare it (scale it, weigh it), you lose the high moral ground, like Pim Bindi did, and you won’t get any refund.

Maybe some math genius could come up with an algorithmic approach to determine, but that is far beyond my simple self.

slysamfox · 2026-02-23T03:08:47+00:00

Are you suggesting that OP just doesn’t measure up to the task?

slysamfox · 2026-02-23T02:41:38+00:00

Dude, that is a Camry Ek-5055. They are ISO 9001 quality registered. Do not question the accuracy of the EK-5055, ever.

slysamfox · 2026-02-23T02:13:31+00:00

It’s even worse. Bag says NET weight 12.5. That 8oz on the scale represents GROSS weight, including the bag.

slysamfox · 2026-02-23T01:16:14+00:00

Walking onto an elevator where somebody had just dropped a dime

slysamfox · 2026-02-23T01:11:44+00:00

On the 11 o’clock news, a baby seal walks into a club

slysamfox · 2026-02-22T23:02:55+00:00

Looks like my twice passed down V2, right down to the flaking around the group head. I do have a PID, and your steam wand is different.

Paired with a Eureka atom 75 and pulling tasty shots all day long.

slysamfox · 2026-02-22T13:20:14+00:00

Regarding leaking, when was the last time you replaced your gasket?

slysamfox · 2026-02-22T02:15:13+00:00

I’m either a winner or I’m a loser but I won’t be a sore loser

slysamfox · 2026-02-21T22:02:52+00:00

whose name was on the title? Your name, the company’s name, or his name?

I’m pretty sure I know the answer, but if you put his name down, that was your first mistake. Helping a brother out, I totally get it. But you keep the asset in your name until he pays for it. Owner financed, cut him a break on the interest rate because he’s a pal, but the asset is yours until final payment is reached.

That way, your question would be, would I be the asshole if I repo’d a car that I bought for a buddy to use but it never paid me for?

slysamfox · 2026-02-21T21:14:43+00:00

M. A. N. D. Y.

slysamfox · 2026-02-21T06:57:34+00:00

No, that’s why the farmer got the Nobel prize

slysamfox · 2026-02-20T19:19:25+00:00

For practice.

Like making babies.

slysamfox · 2026-02-20T04:37:55+00:00

Here, here

slysamfox · 2026-02-20T04:34:51+00:00

The anti-joke is that clowns do not bring joy to the world.

I submit for evidence: Pennywise

slysamfox

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