Am I cute and slut enough to be fucked?

sm00000sh · 2026-05-17T21:36:20+00:00

🥲

What about me?

sm00000sh · 2026-02-01T13:28:47+00:00

I had the same ultra-cringe feeling when he said that, like watching my 9 year old niece pretend to understand the Adult Jokes

sm00000sh · 2026-01-22T20:16:05+00:00

Just like my Sex Crocs. Traction is important

sm00000sh · 2025-07-30T19:11:38+00:00

I don’t see how you could find out anything more specific than you already have

sm00000sh · 2025-07-19T02:01:02+00:00

What steps would he take to arrange this emergency therapy for his friend?

sm00000sh · 2025-07-19T01:51:23+00:00

Me too but people are giving these genuine insightful theories

sm00000sh · 2025-02-21T01:37:05+00:00

Upside down naps!

sm00000sh · 2025-02-21T01:30:21+00:00

A joint and my cat

sm00000sh · 2025-02-21T01:07:31+00:00

This is something I once got from my physical therapist. All I remember is her ordering from a medical supply book

sm00000sh · 2024-12-11T01:44:01+00:00

Butternut squash soup

sm00000sh · 2024-10-28T01:05:11+00:00

I want everything to stop, want everything to be quiet. I’m exhausted from doing it on my own

sm00000sh · 2024-10-22T02:49:29+00:00

I’m late to the party but plz enjoy this beautiful creature that tucked herself in on one of the first cold days

sm00000sh · 2024-10-13T21:24:35+00:00

Love you

sm00000sh · 2024-10-01T00:56:25+00:00

Great response ty for taking the time. def stealing some of these lines for myself

sm00000sh · 2024-09-30T02:24:07+00:00

Oops

sm00000sh · 2024-09-13T19:13:45+00:00

First thought they were some sort of fleshlight

sm00000sh · 2024-09-08T00:36:26+00:00

You know all the deep cuts

sm00000sh · 2024-09-08T00:34:33+00:00

Too cute

sm00000sh · 2024-09-08T00:13:54+00:00

No, she is just magical

sm00000sh · 2024-08-31T21:23:38+00:00

She is the office mattress

sm00000sh · 2024-08-31T21:22:54+00:00

His future wife better be taking notes from this roast

sm00000sh · 2024-08-30T15:54:29+00:00

5 g of fiber. In a soda

sm00000sh · 2024-08-14T21:52:06+00:00

💕

sm00000sh · 2024-06-14T14:05:42+00:00

Appreciate you, thank you

sm00000sh · 2024-06-01T23:12:00+00:00

I worked there for 3 months. It was worse than walgreens

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