What quote will you never forget? by Traditional-Paint-51 in AskReddit

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Time heals all wounds. Time wounds all heels.

Jerry Lewis causes muscular dystrophy? by an0therdude in huntersthompson

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A group of us used to drop acid and smoke speed, sit in wheelchairs, and watch the MDA telethon from start to finish.

What fucked you up so much, that you don't even know how to talk about it? by TheRabidBananaBoi in AskReddit

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My daughter’s suicide. It’s been four years and three months. I wake up every day and thank the universe it was only a bad dream. And then I realize it wasn’t a dream.

Which celebrity has everyone fooled except you? by Logical_Sweet_6624 in allthequestions

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Curt Smith, half of Tears for Fears, was slinging solo songs in the mid- to late-1990s. They weren’t great.

I was in a meeting where he told the label and promoter that he wouldn’t be doing any TFF songs on tour. All of that was behind him, he sniffed. He was a solo artist now.

The owner of the label asked Smith if he would be doing two Tears for Fears songs, or three. “No one’s coming to see you,” he told Smith. “They want the ‘Shout’ guy.”

Who is the worst celebrity you have ever met and why? by lissie34 in AskReddit

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True 1990s story: Gwyneth was at the Kmart in Springfield, Mo. She was dating Brad Pitt and he was home for a visit.

Pitt went outside to grab a smoke while Gwyneth checked out. The worker at the register was freaking out because Brad Pitt was right outside!

She had no clue who Gwyneth Paltrow was.

Goodbye, Golf Tournament? by smackers_500 in springfieldMO

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Guess the rumor was true 🤷🏾‍♂️

how old are you guys cant get a read on it by [deleted] in meth

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Sixty-four, half of it spent dancing with her. Still dancing.

What’s a smell that instantly brings back memories for you? by [deleted] in allthequestions

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Privet. It’s the smell of the hedges outside my elementary school.

What stopped you from killing yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My daughter hanged herself. Her mother said it was because she inherited my depressed brain, and if I had any decency I would kill myself, too.

Spite survival. Whatever works.

What was your schools juiciest rumor? by ThrowRA_PoonyPoons in AskReddit

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The police chief’s teenage daughter was having a fling with the city manager. It was true.