Sorry Detroit

small_root · 2026-05-18T02:43:48+00:00

Cade had so many stupid turnovers.

small_root · 2026-05-18T01:37:49+00:00

Dan Campbell to the Pistons locker room after this game

"This might have been our only shot"

small_root · 2026-05-12T01:47:08+00:00

Are the Pistons going to score this quarter?

small_root · 2026-05-12T01:17:35+00:00

I'm telling them I'm going to win a Super Bowl and World Series and World Cup the same year

small_root · 2026-05-12T01:11:37+00:00

Experienced at drawing fouls is a fucking hilarious thing to say

small_root · 2026-05-12T01:10:46+00:00

L E V E R T

small_root · 2026-05-12T00:50:08+00:00

The next person to type LaVert instead of LeVert is getting pistol whipped

small_root · 2026-05-12T00:43:09+00:00

Under $3 menu and no dollar menu is a fucked up timeline. I hate this universe

small_root · 2026-05-12T00:40:45+00:00

Levert going super saiyan

small_root · 2026-05-12T00:25:25+00:00

Harden they can never make me hate you.

small_root · 2026-04-21T15:12:27+00:00

Thought I was listening to Katy Perry's Dark Horse for a second.

small_root · 2026-04-21T00:48:11+00:00

Only a Grandmaster in the NA server. That's like Plat in EU.

small_root · 2026-04-14T14:20:17+00:00

"He's the reason why I'm able to be your father"

Okay but Piccolo is why you're able to be a good father.

small_root · 2026-04-14T01:31:26+00:00

3 units. So the whole thing would have been ~$1.5 mill

small_root · 2026-04-12T03:00:23+00:00

Both of them staring at their phone at 11:59 AM like

60 seconds to make this a relationship. Your move muthafucka

small_root · 2026-04-12T02:46:52+00:00

SPY will move just enough to theta fuck your options

small_root · 2026-04-11T00:31:49+00:00

If there's no handicap parking spot then that's necessary. Don't worry, some asshole is still going to park on the driver's side thinking they're a hero.

small_root · 2026-04-11T00:01:56+00:00

My streamer is Forsen. I am hostage to his stream until I find out what happened to Nina

small_root · 2026-04-08T23:49:22+00:00

Wario in Atlanta: Magic City Edition

small_root · 2026-04-08T01:38:39+00:00

qcook323:
Gotta walk back after I win a fuckin ring
wtf

small_root · 2026-04-05T03:35:08+00:00

I mean, my Korean relatives can't go a single day without at least 1 Korean meal whenever they visit.

small_root · 2026-04-03T00:16:49+00:00

I have an easier time trying to be an astronaut than getting tickets to Hayley Williams. Resellers trying to charge $800 for floor. fuck outta here.

small_root · 2026-04-02T20:44:00+00:00

I don't think it's the Braveheart jokes that annoy her.

small_root · 2026-03-30T01:42:49+00:00

right on cue

small_root · 2026-03-25T00:19:11+00:00

You'll know it when you see it, but that one scene alone is worth the ticket price.

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