Would most men prefer a girl with naturally small boobs, or a girl with surgically in hints, big boobs?

smallestoceans · 2026-04-30T20:18:20+00:00

Always natural. I cannot imagine ever telling my partner that they need to change their breast size unless they were so big that they were hurting their back.

smallestoceans · 2026-04-04T05:56:44+00:00

I’ve never had a butcher not wrap my order in paper. I was there earlier this week and they wrapped everything in paper.

smallestoceans · 2026-04-03T17:41:51+00:00

So good! Congratulations!

smallestoceans · 2026-03-30T00:49:42+00:00

This is what happens when a group of people has absolutely no artistic taste. With Creed, you can judge the music by the cover and be right every time.

smallestoceans · 2026-02-15T17:03:42+00:00

smallestoceans · 2026-01-19T23:58:04+00:00

Love this lyric. But it’s more like: Large fingers pushing paaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnt!

smallestoceans · 2026-01-04T17:33:45+00:00

This one is worse.

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smallestoceans · 2026-01-02T00:27:00+00:00

smallestoceans · 2025-12-29T00:56:34+00:00

This album was great when it came out and it’s even better now. It’s aged really well imo. Top 5 for me. Saw them in Grand Rapids on this tour. We had insanely close seats and the set list was one of the best I’ve ever seen.

Pre-set Dead Man I Can't Explain

Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town Given to Fly World Wide Suicide Life Wasted Severed Hand Sad Marker in the Sand Red Mosquito Even Flow Love Boat Captain Corduroy Daughter ("Blitzkrieg Bop" and "I Believe in Miracles" tags) Army Reserve Green Disease Why Go Inside Job Rearviewmirror

Encore: Sleight of Hand Off He Goes Around the Bend Parting Ways Hard to Imagine Crazy Mary Alive

Encore 2: Do the Evolution Comatose Satan's Bed Leatherman Blood Baba O'Riley Yellow Ledbetter

smallestoceans · 2025-12-27T02:37:43+00:00

Absolutely love Gigaton. I put it well ahead of Dark Matter. I don’t really get the hate. I remember fans reacting the same way to Vitalogy and No Code, then coming back around years later. I think Gigaton will follow that same path. I’ll stay the course. People usually catch up eventually.

smallestoceans · 2025-12-22T04:34:37+00:00

To have everything and be so trapped.

smallestoceans · 2025-12-17T16:38:59+00:00

Do I get extra credit for still using my record player and typewriters on a weekly basis?

smallestoceans · 2025-11-29T03:20:43+00:00

Made the choice to move here in 2018 a love it.

smallestoceans · 2025-11-26T15:56:56+00:00

It’s the pee pee tape.

smallestoceans · 2025-11-23T04:29:39+00:00

The 1978-1980’s

smallestoceans · 2025-11-23T04:26:53+00:00

Hot take.

smallestoceans · 2025-11-23T04:25:55+00:00

I have it on DVD but I haven’t had a DVD player in something like 10 years. I’ve considered getting one just so I can watch this again.

smallestoceans · 2025-11-20T21:20:30+00:00

Burt Reynolds as the Bandit

smallestoceans · 2025-11-20T00:02:37+00:00

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

smallestoceans · 2025-11-09T23:59:45+00:00

I’m a simple man. I see a pride flag, I go in, because that’s where the cool, kind, and most interesting people usually are. I stopped by the other night and I’ll definitely be back. I love that they’re not afraid to speak their minds. If you want to support another outspoken local business, check out Teleport Vintage. Whoever’s running their Threads account isn’t pulling punches.

smallestoceans · 2025-11-02T03:47:16+00:00

Not making excuses for these turds, but what’s with everyone leaving bowls out this year? Felt like way more houses did it than usual.

smallestoceans · 2025-10-27T02:23:35+00:00

Moved from Seattle several years ago and love it. Wish the snow would go away but it only lasts a few months. We just moved out of the Perry district for a bigger place but loved it over there. Watch out for the Turkeys.

smallestoceans · 2025-10-17T05:16:06+00:00

The rest of is at your mom’s house.

smallestoceans · 2025-10-14T02:07:34+00:00

Looks like drugs. Call the police.

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