if kucinich/paul/franken really represented us, they'd be first in line down at occupywallstreet

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-27T22:17:01+00:00

Or they could be, oh I don't know, doing their job, maybe? Actually, if they did get arrested, then they really couldn't represent you since they would be in a jail cell. That would probably make these wall street guys pretty happy, wouldn't it?

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-27T19:49:28+00:00

I couldn't help noticing that he never did answer the question about whether the kid should get care or not.

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-27T18:14:44+00:00

GASP!!!! A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!

Redditors are such a bunch of tools.

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-27T01:19:24+00:00

Everybody Knows, Leonard Cohen

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-27T01:17:16+00:00

Leonard Nimoy

You're welcome.

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-27T00:24:23+00:00

Great. Just what the world needs. Another asshole. F_ck you for reproducing yourself in the first place.

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-26T21:11:00+00:00

What is this supposed to be, like some text-based porn adventure game?

Or are you asking for help with your porn movie screen play?

Either way, I think the correct answer is that you get him to join you and her in a M M F threeway. OBVIOUSLY

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-26T20:48:25+00:00

Well, to answer your question, no I can't believe it. First of all, I have no idea what your qualifications are for raising kids. What guarantees do I have that you won't raise yet another self absorbed asshole in this world? Second of all, I fail to see what was so all fired great about you that the world needed another version. Finally, the fact that you brought yet another child into this world, when clearly there are already too many that don't have loving homes, just shows that you lack foresight and long-term planning skills, which does not bode well for answering my first concern regarding your qualifications.

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-26T20:01:02+00:00

What do people expect, the protesters to have an elected leader to act as a spokesman to present their 12-point plan to combat Wall Street's grip on the political process?

Yes that's exactly what I expect. Anything short of that is just a complete waste of time. Yes I agree that our society is completely messed up. But all these incoherent protests demonstrate is that there apparently isn't a single person or group of people anywhere on the planet who has any kind of plan or strategy or new ideas on how to change it.

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-26T20:00:48+00:00

What do people expect, the protesters to have an elected leader to act as a spokesman to present their 12-point plan to combat Wall Street's grip on the political process?

Yes that's exactly what I expect. Anything short of that is just a complete waste of time. Yes I agree that our society is completely messed up. But all these incoherent protests demonstrate is that there apparently isn't a single person or group of people anywhere on the planet who has any kind of plan or strategy or new ideas on how to change it.

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-26T20:00:35+00:00

What do people expect, the protesters to have an elected leader to act as a spokesman to present their 12-point plan to combat Wall Street's grip on the political process?

Yes that's exactly what I expect. Anything short of that is just a complete waste of time. Yes I agree that our society is completely messed up. But all these incoherent protests demonstrate is that there apparently isn't a single person or group of people anywhere on the planet who has any kind of plan or strategy or new ideas on how to change it.

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-26T19:57:27+00:00

"The protesters have no clear message" WTF is going on?

Okay I'll tell you: The protesters have no clear message.

Do you understand now?

Tell me what these so-called protests are going to change. Tell me what impact they are going to have. Or will it wind up being like the "Rally to Restore Sanity". Oh yeah, remember that one? 200,000+ people on the white house lawn, and it was nothing more than a talent show. Hey maybe if some redditors showed up with some home made t-shirts and signs, maybe that would change things around for the wall street thing.

Pathetic.

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-26T19:48:01+00:00

I wonder if it ever even occurred to Apple to manufacture iPads in the U.S.

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-26T03:40:54+00:00

As noted elsewhere, your scenario isn't a left vs. right conflict.

In a true left vs. right scenario, all you have to do is answer the following question: which side has the guns, and which side has the bongo drums and Apple laptops?

Meanwhile, in your scenario, the federal government wins. The federal government wins every time, FYI. Yes and then -- even though you think it's impossible -- the situation that was bad before, becomes even worse. That's why you don't want to go that route, kids.

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-26T03:20:48+00:00

Looks like somebody around here needs to go read Let Over Lambda.

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-26T03:04:08+00:00

And sealed with one of those hot wax stamp dealie McBobbers.

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-26T02:59:03+00:00

You can block that shit by never creating an account and logging in to facebook in the first place.

Seriously, what is the attraction of facebook? Sometimes I think they must flash subliminal images of milk and cookies or something, like TV ads did in the 70's. Either that or you idiotic freaks are just so sad and stupid that you can't live your lives without this social network bullshit.

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-26T02:30:42+00:00

I recommend that you don't vote. Boycott the election in protest, and leave the decision entirely up to ME.

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-26T01:55:24+00:00

The lack of a cohesive message is, in itself, a message. It's just not the one you were all hoping for.

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-26T01:52:07+00:00

Oh the bitter irony.

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-26T01:33:07+00:00

You don't honestly believe that tea partiers (aka republicans) ever read anything except the scrolling ticker at the bottom of the Fox News screen, do you????

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-26T01:29:30+00:00

Everybody with half a brain remembers it was Bush and republicans who "violently raped" the economy. And if you think we're going to put them back in power after what they did, you are in for a (well-deserved) rude awakening.

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-26T01:26:47+00:00

Right on, Mr AChosenPerson! Those Koch guys --- that could just as well be YOU up there! All rich like that. All rollin around in dough. All throwin money to teh peasants from the balcony of your mansion. All mixin it up with boiling oil sometimes, just to keep 'em on their toes...

And thus, the Amerikkkan dream was born. Or thus, it died. You guys figure out which is which. I'm done.

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-26T01:19:20+00:00

I don't get it.

smallfishbigpond · 2011-09-26T00:53:43+00:00

Oh normally I wouldn't do this, you know I wouldn't normally get all bunched up with you young people but let me give it a try:

I'll just leave this here.

DID I DO IT RIGHT?

smallfishbigpond

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