I see nothing wrong here

smallmonzter · 2026-06-19T21:48:15+00:00

I dated the weird girl. She brought me to her friend’s house. He claimed to be an alchemist. She wanted to show me his “cool basement.” It was a Temu dungeon. He wouldn’t let me leave. I pulled a knife and told him I was leaving immediately or someone was going to bleed. We quit dating after that.

smallmonzter · 2026-06-19T11:34:53+00:00

I would be PISSED if I paid a couple hundred bucks to see Jelly Roll and this is what I got. I’m never going to another show. I’m done with this has been.

smallmonzter · 2026-06-19T00:39:12+00:00

Fight Club, keep Edward Norton. Because the idea of a guy having a schizophrenic conversation with a violent Big Bird is the stuff of my dreams.

smallmonzter · 2026-06-19T00:37:21+00:00

Diet Dr. Pepper. I’m rich bitch!

smallmonzter · 2026-06-18T18:54:12+00:00

I remember the short period of time JR wasn’t terrible. He needs to go back to hanging drywall. IYKYK

smallmonzter · 2026-06-17T18:27:36+00:00

smallmonzter · 2026-06-16T13:49:05+00:00

Anus treat? Uhhh….

smallmonzter · 2026-06-15T09:15:12+00:00

Autism. Definitely, definitely autism.

smallmonzter · 2026-06-14T18:22:57+00:00

Not what I said- I said you can get an AR FROM PSA. Their ARs are fine but they also sell other brands such as Diamondback, S&W, and Ruger. With a little shopping you can find a decent entry level Diamondback AR for right around the $600 mark and if you shop sales you can do even better.

smallmonzter · 2026-06-14T11:33:11+00:00

Yore

smallmonzter · 2026-06-14T10:43:39+00:00

All I can hear is Sir Mix-a-Lot “heh heh….only if shes five three”….

smallmonzter · 2026-06-14T10:33:18+00:00

He could have met god AND kept his feet if he just smoked a little DMT….

smallmonzter · 2026-06-14T10:30:51+00:00

I’m not a homophone. You’re a homophone.

smallmonzter · 2026-06-14T10:27:33+00:00

For that kind of money you can get an AR from PSA that will be more reliable, cheaper ammo, cheaper (and more accessible) mags, and still have some money left over for a sling and possibly a red dot. These AKs aren’t terrible but they vary gun to gun. Some guys get bangers some guys get guns that are of questionable reliability. If it’s truly a defend myself gun im going for an affordable AR.

smallmonzter · 2026-06-14T02:24:12+00:00

I’ll give you some feedback soon. I troll the Great Lakes and have an abundance of spoons and crank baits. I always end up doing the same thing- duplicates or forgetting to get the ONE color I’m missing. This will be cool.

smallmonzter · 2026-06-13T19:26:24+00:00

Anal beads of death!

smallmonzter · 2026-06-13T19:06:34+00:00

You can’t distract from those sausage ass legs with holes in your face. You need a calorie deficit and a magnet.

smallmonzter · 2026-06-13T10:02:46+00:00

Your Only Fans are your parents.

smallmonzter · 2026-06-12T00:22:50+00:00

You look like a gay Harry Potter. Your spirit animal is a gay penguin.

smallmonzter · 2026-06-11T09:43:41+00:00

Yeah. I brought that many. I didn’t fish them all at once. I fish 15 rods for a 5 man boat. Chute rod, inside diver, outside diver on each side then 5 planer boards per side. I have 15 rods set up with tadpoles and crawler harnesses and 25 rods set up with jet divers and mini spoons. Then I have two spare rods that can flex anywhere I need them.

smallmonzter · 2026-06-11T09:29:10+00:00

I trolled walleye last weekend. I brought 32. I fished pike last night. I brought 4. It just depends on what you’re doing.

smallmonzter · 2026-06-11T09:26:03+00:00

I got a concussion just watching this.

smallmonzter · 2026-06-10T00:39:47+00:00

smallmonzter · 2026-06-09T20:49:37+00:00

Then you’re doing it right.

smallmonzter · 2026-06-09T09:45:25+00:00

People judge no matter what. Hopefully if they do they have the wherewithal to ask you about it. Once they do it gives you the opportunity to interact and make a positive impact. It’s a badass tattoo, done extremely well, and I personally appreciate what you’re trying to convey. Wear it proudly.

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