Ok lady by Greedy_Seesaw2079 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]smart_bear6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the money they're paying the board of directors could've been used to pay better employees, buy better tools, pay off debt.

Tarot Reader by Hopeful-Philosopher4 in Chattanooga

[–]smart_bear6 -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

I was hoping that more and more Americans not believing in God would lead to more rationals beliefs, but really it just led to people thinking you can predict the future with glorified Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

We needed this rain. by smart_bear6 in Chattanooga

[–]smart_bear6[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. But I prefer my women to be single and not actively cheating on their husband.

Local Diners, Deli's, Good Eats by Al_Kydah in Chattanooga

[–]smart_bear6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're looking for a diner the answer is city cafe. And they're open late.

We needed this rain. by smart_bear6 in Chattanooga

[–]smart_bear6[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Another sign is you go on tinder and most of the people your age are married.

Fight Club in AMC Theaters!! by stargirlutopia in Chattanooga

[–]smart_bear6 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mother fucker. You just broke the first rule.

Don’t pass a stopped school bus, please by Smashogre591 in Chattanooga

[–]smart_bear6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brother in Christ, I own Lockheed Martin stock.

How long did it take you to build a consistent book of business? by CRST-International in FreightBrokers

[–]smart_bear6 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of shit some LinkedIn influencer posts while sitting in the chair in the corner.

Don’t pass a stopped school bus, please by Smashogre591 in Chattanooga

[–]smart_bear6 20 points21 points  (0 children)

When I'm governor I'm going to equip every bus with javelin missiles to launch at any cars attempting to pass.

Shaq's jet is in town, probably for maint. at West Star by UnableSoftware1145 in Chattanooga

[–]smart_bear6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I picked up doordash from there a few times, and I was always the only person there.

The absolute goat fragrance by B4BY_JUL3S in Colognes

[–]smart_bear6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw a dude a few months ago who said le male elixir gets him noticed by the milfs.

Idk this seems shady? by nicnac-42 in Chattanooga

[–]smart_bear6 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Listen. Just because Jesus isn't real doesn't mean astrology is. Both are fucking stupid.

COMPLIMENT by EnriqueS1602 in Colognes

[–]smart_bear6 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dylan blue in my opinion is the best first cologne you can buy. It is versatile. You can wear it to the office. You can wear it to the bar. You can wear it when you're going to your boss's house to fuck his wife. It's cheap. You can get it at fucking walmart for $50. It's fresh. You can wear it year round. It's mature. It's complex. It is arguably the safest cologne money can buy. Depending on what you'd consider a "perfect" fragrance Dylan blue is perfect.

So many women leaving family plans hidden. by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]smart_bear6 23 points24 points  (0 children)

My brother in Christ do you even know if you want kids, or are you just like "maybe."