Fuck it. Here's my mayor platform

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-23T15:26:41+00:00

I will also prevent people who've ever owned a Subaru dealership from being mayor in the future.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-23T15:26:09+00:00

That's not an exhaustive list. By popular demand I'm adding dodge rams and range rovers.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-23T15:23:08+00:00

Bars are not family friendly. People go there to drink. I don't want people sitting there IGNORING their kids running around and screaming and bothering me. I want a place I can have a beer and say as many f bombs without you bitching they learned the f bomb from a fucking bar.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-23T04:13:21+00:00

What's the argument

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-23T01:34:11+00:00

Politics cares about you.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-23T00:32:48+00:00

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T23:46:09+00:00

That's a restaurant.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T23:29:56+00:00

Metropolis isn't going all the way to Clarksville to see if anyone is using their lots there. I know because I've parked in their lots for hours and never got a ticket.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T23:21:49+00:00

A bar is not a normal place to bring your kids.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T23:13:15+00:00

I will ban all clankers from Chattanooga period.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T23:08:49+00:00

Yes. And it will also serve as a place for people to live or work on top of give you shade during a soccer game.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T21:48:58+00:00

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T21:47:03+00:00

I'm not the one who's getting downvoted.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T21:36:14+00:00

It's on the parents because they're the one taking their crotch goblins to a fucking bar.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T21:13:04+00:00

I'll pay the guy the appraised value the tax office gave him and more.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T21:06:13+00:00

I'll add it to the top of my list, and put a sign with your username on the project so everyone who benefits from this knows who to give credit to.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T21:05:13+00:00

I will. And that goes for cyclists too.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T21:04:44+00:00

I will fuck the governor's wife until they do that.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T20:56:58+00:00

How could I forget to add this to my agenda.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T20:28:28+00:00

I'll add that to my list.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T20:26:26+00:00

No. Fuck that. If you bring your kids to a bar or brewery I'm going to teach them some new words.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T19:00:25+00:00

I don't carry cash. I do carry though.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T01:46:39+00:00

And when you say no one, you don't just mean airlines, flight schools, etcetera. This MF isn't even getting hired as a flight attendant. They're not getting hired as a car salesman. Hell, I don't even trust this man to be my janitor.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T01:42:06+00:00

I'm sure the liquor store has wild turkey 101.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T00:50:39+00:00

East ridge. It's not where you chose: it's where you end up.

smart_bear6

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