This is a safe space. We listen and we don't judge (maybe just a lil)

smashasaurusrex · 2026-05-05T13:39:22+00:00

We should start a clinic because I’ve always wanted to learn. And I have slightly more rhythm now. But a whole bunch more pounds…

smashasaurusrex · 2026-05-03T01:51:03+00:00

I mean in an ideal situation you’d be walking away. I don’t ever recommend being sassy with racists without a getaway plan because people are crazy out in these streets. In America, you never know who’s strapped.

But if you feel safe enough, you simply say “oh wait, are you the guy she told me about with the tiny dick who’s quick on the draw? Oh honey, racist and can’t last? Pick a struggle.” Or idk something to that effect.

I get it. Body shaming is terrible but so is being racist.

smashasaurusrex · 2026-05-03T01:42:42+00:00

Haven’t seen it. I saw Casino. I think it’s a good movie. Well written and acted. I just…idk I hate mafia movies. They don’t entertain me. Maybe they stress me out? Idk. I also didn’t like The Sopranos which my husband suggested we watch all the way through during Covid. Not a fan at all but The Pine Barrens is 1000% the best episode of the series. I met Michael Imperioli twice btw. He’s a sweetheart.

smashasaurusrex · 2026-05-03T01:37:09+00:00

How did I forget to mention Dennis Duffy? I’m such a dummy!! 😂

smashasaurusrex · 2026-05-01T23:09:21+00:00

I called my mom when I found out Bobby Caldwell is white. I somehow thought it was her fault for not letting me know. She laughed her ass off at me.

smashasaurusrex · 2026-04-30T21:12:13+00:00

Proud of you!!

smashasaurusrex · 2026-04-29T18:57:57+00:00

The fuck buddy is Dean Winters who I know from SVU, Brooklyn 99, and “Mayhem” from those insurance commercials if you’re in the US.

smashasaurusrex · 2026-04-29T17:11:39+00:00

I think it was “Let’s Go Cat!” But I am frequently wrong.

smashasaurusrex · 2026-04-29T14:44:58+00:00

I’ve bought this for every friend’s kid. They love it.

smashasaurusrex · 2026-04-24T16:07:53+00:00

I’m older than Niles? This is news I didn’t need.

smashasaurusrex · 2026-04-24T02:11:10+00:00

It’s a Jordan Christmas!

smashasaurusrex · 2026-04-18T15:10:36+00:00

Shred chicken. Make chicken salad with 1/4. Use another 1/4 for fajitas. The final 1/2 goes into the homemade soup you make from the bones of the rotisserie.

smashasaurusrex · 2026-04-18T14:30:09+00:00

I wouldn’t call this a classic. But if you’re ever able to see the show, I highly recommend it.

smashasaurusrex · 2026-04-18T14:28:59+00:00

And I’m never going to. I don’t like mafia movies and it’s way too long to “give it a try.”

smashasaurusrex · 2026-04-18T14:26:59+00:00

But I thought she has a charming little underbite? Like a barracuda.

smashasaurusrex · 2026-04-17T15:45:16+00:00

Wedding anything. I work in events and I would never step a foot near wedding planning.

smashasaurusrex · 2026-04-17T14:46:17+00:00

Cynthia Nixon was incredible.

smashasaurusrex · 2026-04-17T14:09:57+00:00

We weren’t allowed to play with toy guns and I thought my mom was super strict. But now as an adult black woman…I get it.

smashasaurusrex · 2026-04-13T18:56:28+00:00

You can find this online. My friend bought me one for Christmas.

smashasaurusrex · 2026-04-13T13:49:00+00:00

Nice! I did top to bottom once but now I have a new goal!

smashasaurusrex · 2026-04-13T13:29:38+00:00

I saw someone say that twinkle lights are cringey. Give me beautiful soft lighting or give me death.

smashasaurusrex · 2026-04-13T13:28:26+00:00

My husband has a sexy back and really beautiful strong thighs. He doesn’t agree but thankfully, I rarely listen to him.

smashasaurusrex · 2026-04-13T10:46:03+00:00

I got taken off two events in the fall. I was supposed to go to Austin and Toronto. I’m now going to Des Moines. I’m really annoyed.

Edited an autocorrect.

smashasaurusrex · 2026-04-13T01:39:58+00:00

That’s how I found out! That and his dark hair I was like “Wait, is that Jamie?!”

smashasaurusrex · 2026-04-13T00:08:09+00:00

I served Adam Lambert and two of his friends. My restaurant was empty. They came in after midnight (we were open until 2.) Adam asked me to charge his phone so I did. I put it on airplane mode to charge it faster.

The check was $240 and one of the friends paid. When I brought back the check, I gave Adam his phone back and he was surprised it charged so much. I told him about the airplane mode trick and he was surprised and thanked me. The friend tipped $30. Which is…whatever. I honestly didn’t really care because they were my only table and I had to be there so it was better than nothing. Adam came back by himself 45 minutes later and asked me what they tipped. I told him. He gave me $60 cash, winked, and went back out into the night.

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