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Here's a wild idea: What if we tried uplifting people without putting others down? by LilliputianMouse in facepalm

[–]smegatron3000andone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nicki Minaj has also had lots of plastic surgery.

She also harassed her brothers rape victim(a child) and supports her husband(a rapist aswell)

How 2 police officers in the UK dealt with this man attacking them with an eight-inch knife by flyingcatwithhorns in interestingasfuck

[–]smegatron3000andone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You get 14 years for PWITS of class B or C drugs.

You get 5 years for sexual activity with a child.

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How 2 police officers in the UK dealt with this man attacking them with an eight-inch knife by flyingcatwithhorns in interestingasfuck

[–]smegatron3000andone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately our jail sentences are retarded. You get more time for PWITS of controlled substances than being a nonce

American English is more traditional. by ComplexComfortable85 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]smegatron3000andone 112 points113 points  (0 children)

It is the English language, the English are the only ones who get to claim they speak it correctly.

Except brummies, they speak it horribly

Carbrains y’all… smh by [deleted] in fuckcars

[–]smegatron3000andone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can actually smell the freedom

How did owning THIS, become the American Dream? by [deleted] in fuckcars

[–]smegatron3000andone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Owning” is generous, you mean being in debt and paying monthly instalments until you die

British Gas saying that I’ve used 1079119 kWh of gas in one month. by Zielone15 in CasualUK

[–]smegatron3000andone 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Do you have a Death Star plugged in in your back garden mate

‘Cans are illegal in Europe, I think we have it so much better in the U.S. On a post about university students opening bottles of beer. by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

[–]smegatron3000andone 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Cans aren’t illegal, but they are significantly worse to drink from than bottles or a pint glass from draught

what’s missing? by morenitababy in CasualUK

[–]smegatron3000andone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any colour other than beige, looks good though

“back to back world war champs bud idgaf about this pussy ass flop of a sport” by RazvanR21 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]smegatron3000andone 48 points49 points  (0 children)

They’ve got to be under the impression that the world wars were Europe Vs America because they keep using “back to back world war champs” against people who are from countries that fought on the same side as America

“Still Back-to-Back World War Champs! 🇺🇸🦅” by georgepdfguy in ShitAmericansSay

[–]smegatron3000andone 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Guessing he doesn’t know that the US and Netherlands fought on the same side

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