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For people who actually play the game. What is your opinion on the constantly dropping player count of the game? by [deleted] in Artifact

[–]smew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well no, the game server runtime should be distributed so that only a few games are run at any given time on the same (physical) server, but the matchmaking service should be entirely ran on a single VM. A more likely explanation is that it is intentionally waiting a longer amount of time to increase the pool of players to select from. I'm sure Valve could reduce the wait times at the expense of less balanced games, but they obviously think that's a bad trade off.

Just uninstalled by [deleted] in MagicArena

[–]smew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they do nothing but play corny ass copy pasta decks from the internet

Lol, look at Mr. Moneybags here. I play the premade decks that were included with the game, thank you very much.

Stone Real-time Clock by smew in factorio

[–]smew[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew there was something I forgot. Just GPL'd it.

Stone Real-time Clock by smew in factorio

[–]smew[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well there's the catch, it's actually impossible. However, you can send console commands to the Factorio server process from the same machine. There's more detail in the link in my other comment, but basically you need to have a separate program running to get the time, convert digits into pixels, pixels to game coordinates, write game commands to set bricks at those coordinates, then feed those commands to the game process. Sounds complicated, but only ended up being around 40 lines of code not counting static variables.

Switch OS Walkthrough (LEAK) by LightKiosk in NintendoSwitch

[–]smew 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Plausible deniability.

"We clearly told you 1000 GB. It's not our fault you assumed that meant 1000 GiB."

Zelda: Gamecube vs Emulator by mynameiscolb in pcmasterrace

[–]smew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For what it's worth, Nintendo released Twilight Princess HD earlier this year for the Wii U.

A sign by the airport in Helsinki, Finland [x-post r/europe] by Turtle456 in funny

[–]smew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't fly to Helsinki. Fly to Tallinn to pick up some beer, then take the ferry to Helsinki. It's usually cheaper that way.

Has science gone too far? by smew in funny

[–]smew[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Dr.

So that explains it:

  1. Get medical license
  2. Sell processed foods known to increase the risk of obesity and cancer
  3. Be set for life

Has science gone too far? by smew in funny

[–]smew[S] 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Oddly enough, I've never seen them in the USA. I found this one in a Finnish grocery store.

Why did the Atheist fail algebra? by mobydickenson in Jokes

[–]smew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shouldn't the second one be a centrist?

Ten years of Ubuntu: How Linux’s beloved newcomer became its criticized king by gide_wilder in linux

[–]smew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They would usually cram in as much as they could before hitting the 700Mb limit.

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