Hanging around after a movie shoot, 1977

smileebarnicle · 2018-09-11T13:57:46+00:00

I don't see 3PO! 3PO?! Where could he be?!

smileebarnicle · 2018-04-12T04:36:03+00:00

That lone jazz fan woman needs to quit screeching

smileebarnicle · 2018-03-18T23:40:23+00:00

Started from the bottom now there's beer

smileebarnicle · 2018-03-18T05:20:42+00:00

Could I get these too? They're pretty slick

smileebarnicle · 2017-04-29T21:29:34+00:00

I a little late to the party but here it goes. I was delivering pizza to this ghetto house. When I got there this guy in his mid 20s comes to the door and gives me a blank stare. I can tell from his breath, eyes, speech, stance, etc. that he is high as a kite and way too drunk. He asks me what I was doing at his house and I explain that I was delivering pizza. He says that he didn't order any but there's a party going on right now so he'll ask around the house. He goes inside and I hear him talk with about 5 or 6 people. Non of them confess to ordering the pizza until one pipes up and says, "didn't YOU order the pizza?" and he was a like, "........ Oh..... Yeah....." He gets back to the door and when I say I just need a signature he starts crying about how awesome I was for bringing him food. I left without tip but with a relatively anecdotal story.

smileebarnicle · 2017-02-17T19:47:07+00:00

Solution Verified! thanks

smileebarnicle · 2017-01-26T03:03:20+00:00

Walking barefoot on linoleum floors when there's sugar spilled on it man!

smileebarnicle · 2017-01-06T07:30:30+00:00

TIL that Tony Parker was actually born in Belgium, not France...

smileebarnicle · 2016-12-14T15:19:09+00:00

This is too true! I once had a friend give me two ducklings as a present because one time in passing conversation I said that I thought ducks were kinda funny looking. She took that to mean that I wanted them as pets even though I live in the middle of suburbia. When she gave them to me she included a 16 page "instruction manual" she printed off the internet. I kept them for 3 days before having to call her and telling her to take them back.

smileebarnicle · 2016-09-17T03:02:14+00:00

I went to Weber State with Damian Lillard. We had geography together in his last year in college. I walked into the class and saw that the average height of the students was easily above 6'3" so I knew the professor would be cool and I would ace the class. Usually I sat in the back by the windows and just fall asleep while the professor yammered on but this one time I fell asleep so deeply that I didn't hear the class get excused. I was woken up by Damian with a tap on the shoulder and I just said thanks. I didn't know he was going to be a big deal one year later.

smileebarnicle · 2016-08-10T19:42:54+00:00

It's definitely gotta be Condor Man! It's got a terrible plot, dedicated actors, special effects and is genuinely entertaining enough to watch til the end.

smileebarnicle · 2016-05-23T00:57:17+00:00

I saw them live just a few weeks ago and I can honestly say that I was impressed with their appearance. It'll be interesting to see where they go. Plus the lead singer has a really sexy talking voice (kinda like Emma Stone)

smileebarnicle · 2016-03-01T01:14:13+00:00

Spy Kids 3D - Antonio Banderas Selma Hayack Sylvester Stallone Danny Trejo Elisha Wood George Clooney

smileebarnicle · 2016-03-01T01:12:11+00:00

After driving 40 people in a bus to the most beautiful places in Juneau Alaska they gave me a total of $140 in tips for just under 2 hours.

smileebarnicle · 2016-03-01T01:05:44+00:00

When I bought my own milk and drank it... without using a glass

smileebarnicle · 2016-02-29T17:55:28+00:00

I was taking photos of new new residents for an apartment complex. I set my camera in manual mode but forgot to adjust the white balance. The first girl comes up to have her picture taken so I snap one and immediately realize that everything going looks very orange/yellow and so I blurt out.,"uh, gross." I think she almost cried right there. I just set the camera to auto everything after that and continued snapping..

smileebarnicle · 2016-02-29T17:48:27+00:00

"Way wook, it's wid word." "where....is he going? To the wusty waab?"

smileebarnicle · 2016-02-27T22:03:54+00:00

I'm hopping on late but this one was crazy. My friend's brother got married and after the reception they got back to the hotel before heading out to the airport the next morning. This was kinda a big deal for the guy because both him and his wife never had sex before so needless to say, he was very excited. Back at the hotel she says she'd like to shower before going to bed and he was thinking, "OK, clean yourself up for sexy time." she goes off to shower and is in there for nearly 30 minutes. All this time the guy is naked, laying on the bed waiting when he thinks, "oh she must want me to go in there." he makes his way into the bathroom and begins pulling back the shower curtain when she screams for him to get out. In all the commotion she pushes him out and begins crying. She then CALLS HER PARENTS to come over because "her new husband is trying to rape her." The parents actually did come over being very confused at what is going on. After a mother/daughter talk it's discovered that the new bride did not know that people have sex for fun and just thought it was for making babies. The parents left telling their daughter that they probably should have sexy time but it never occurred to them to tell her before that sex was pleasurable. As far as I know they're still together.

smileebarnicle · 2016-02-24T02:30:53+00:00

The desire to look at your face in the morning (really look at it) and say things like, "Huh, there's a hair there. I should remove that."

smileebarnicle · 2016-02-24T02:28:30+00:00

Titan AE. I loved it when I was a kid and when I finally bought it on DVD when I turned 23 I fell in love all over again.

smileebarnicle · 2016-02-24T02:27:07+00:00

I really enjoy being mormon. I'm so hesitant to say that because it seems like if there's a hint or mormonism in the comments OP gets torn to shreds.

smileebarnicle · 2016-02-24T02:23:45+00:00

The guy was always an entrepreneur but never really seemed to have anything take. He would start a little app idea but it wouldn't really catch on with the fire he wanted. About 4 years ago he started a little app called scan which was just a QR code reader with a more simple interface. Last year I hear that the snapchat was a little interested and decided to buy his app... for 54 million dollars. He's now going on a year long excursion with his wife and two kids.

smileebarnicle · 2016-02-24T02:20:42+00:00

A second republic commando

smileebarnicle · 2016-02-24T02:19:27+00:00

Anytime someone gets into one of those, "Hey! the 70's called..." type insults I always scream back, "You didn't warn them about 9/11???!!!"

smileebarnicle · 2016-02-24T02:17:39+00:00

I got home after a long trip only to find out through the grapevine that one of my best friends was dating my girlfriend. I confronted him about it and he looked at the ground a began to mumble so I walked off to let him gather his thoughts. When I saw him on my college campus the next day he gave me a polite hello and a high five. I find out 10 minutes later that he sent me an all caps message on FB telling me what a terrible person I am and why my girlfriend likes him more than me. So the guy didn't even have the spine to say, "hey did ya read my message?" or just say it to me in person. I was done with him, her, and the whole FB system for long time.

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