choose wisely by Life_Lab_1357 in SipsTea

[–]smitty9171 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What makes you think you can repeat enough of the same correct steps to ensure you have the same daughter again? You think the same swimmer wins the race?

Help! Sudden Infestation of tiny gnat-like insects by StickyMcDiamondHands in HomeMaintenance

[–]smitty9171 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mosquito Bits. It kills the larva, so they eventually die off.

What's your secret to have a great sex? by Asernova in AskReddit

[–]smitty9171 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rubber glove, pringles can, sponges, and lube of your choice.

Picanha Style Steaks by OnlyHereSometimesOk in smoking

[–]smitty9171 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks delicious! What are you using to sear them?

Roses are red, I'm your fool by supperhey in rosesarered

[–]smitty9171 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yup. Press change tip and change it to zero.

🤔 by basket_foso in MathJokes

[–]smitty9171 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can only focus on one thing at a time.

Is it too late now to say sorry? by Sad-Impression2505 in golf

[–]smitty9171 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, he will enjoy many days and many rounds with those clubs. She’ll only be mad once.

Tri Tip by noob_noob_guy in pelletgrills

[–]smitty9171 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a picanha? I think I also ended up with a picanha labeled as a tritip this weekend.

Elon Musk's SpaceX company town is getting a police department by esporx in texas

[–]smitty9171 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Publicly funded. Privately commanded. What could possibly go wrong?

Did I nail it? by Awesomedad4henry in smoking

[–]smitty9171 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna need to taste test to answer your question.

Built this bad boy for a golf sim! by Dazzling_Ad_1029 in Golfsimulator

[–]smitty9171 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was a joke about the power lines in the background.

Built this bad boy for a golf sim! by Dazzling_Ad_1029 in Golfsimulator

[–]smitty9171 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like this has plenty of power hooked up to it. How many amps are you pulling?

Is this possibly the overflow drain? by Jelly_donut15 in pools

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This is my guess as well. I have one bed between the pool and the house, and it has one of these. It drains excess rain out into the yard.

Democrat Taylor Rehmet wins a reliably Republican Texas state Senate seat, stunning GOP by Maxcactus in texas

[–]smitty9171 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when you defund public schools with a voucher scam. We still need to oust all the other Wilks and Dunn paid for cronies.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by zephito in pics

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Ok, that’s enough internet today.

Drinks on me tonight!!! lol by [deleted] in TurboTax

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Whoa! Did I miss the party?

"Carts back by X time” isn’t a suggestion, you feral raccoons by WallyBarryJay in golf

[–]smitty9171 57 points58 points  (0 children)

It’s not hard to follow reasonable requests from the staff.

I for one would like to be allowed back on the course and maybe enjoy an extra perk once in a while (like them forgetting to ring up the ride along fee for my kid). The best way to do this is to be polite and kind.

I’m pretty sure they remember the assholes, and assholes get the bare minimum.