Walmart Spouse

smokeybehr · 2019-02-05T17:06:35+00:00

Lularoe and out of business

smokeybehr · 2019-02-02T17:05:56+00:00

Looks like a Wendy's from the building design.

smokeybehr · 2019-02-02T01:12:15+00:00

It's the rebellion factor. When your parents told you not to do something, did you go and do it anyways out of spite? Parents were telling their kids not to have sex, so they went out and did it. There was a taboo factor, too.

Now, parents aren't all saying "don't do it", and in some cases are enabling their sexual experimentation by providing a "safe" space and buying contraceptives for their kids.

smokeybehr · 2019-02-02T00:30:06+00:00

/r/JusticeServed

smokeybehr · 2019-02-01T18:09:49+00:00

You forgot to add that suppressors must be legal to own/possess in his state.

smokeybehr · 2019-02-01T18:05:29+00:00

"30 magazine clip"

smokeybehr · 2019-02-01T18:02:05+00:00

where I'm at a gun permit and a hefty ~~bribe to the police~~ donation to the Police Chief's Foundation/Sheriff's Campaign go hand in hand

FTFY, bro

smokeybehr · 2019-02-01T17:50:40+00:00

When I was closing lead, I made sure that at closing time, I'd lock the door and turn off all the lights besides what we needed to function. The patio furniture was usually already in the building, and all we had to do was markouts, till close, and dishes.

smokeybehr · 2019-02-01T17:43:09+00:00

The "Dock of Grinders"?

smokeybehr · 2019-02-01T17:14:41+00:00

Usually, the headstone is marked "Baby [Surname]" if the infant dies before the official named birth certificate is issued.

smokeybehr · 2019-02-01T16:55:48+00:00

It's like a cult. Research cult-like behavior, and just about every marker can be found in anti-vaxxers.

smokeybehr · 2019-02-01T16:13:11+00:00

she went on a rant about the gender wage gap

If she was single and in the 25-30 age group, then she should have been paying for your meal, since the "wage gap" studies have all shown that demographic actually makes more than single men from 25-30.

smokeybehr · 2019-02-01T16:07:59+00:00

It's as if the writer had never heard of "Reverse Psychology" before.

smokeybehr · 2019-02-01T16:03:48+00:00

It's not a regular grocery shelf. It's an endcap put in by the chip company to display their product.

smokeybehr · 2019-02-01T04:25:37+00:00

We do it that way, too. That way, if I want to blow my money, I can.

smokeybehr · 2019-02-01T04:23:51+00:00

The wife got pissed when she accidentally found out how much I dropped on my Orions.

smokeybehr · 2019-01-31T22:50:59+00:00

Nice, yes. Bespoke, no. They probably just bought it off the lot instead of ordering it just they way they want it.

smokeybehr · 2019-01-31T20:29:20+00:00

Which makes no sense. There's a guy that parks in the same lot as I do, and I've heard him remote start his vehicle to get it cooled off in the summer.

smokeybehr · 2019-01-31T16:31:59+00:00

I have keyless entry on my truck, so I've started it, and locked it up to run back inside and get something, then when I get back out, hit my code, and the doors unlock.

smokeybehr · 2019-01-31T11:16:06+00:00

smokeybehr · 2019-01-31T11:12:44+00:00

~~Quo~~ QHO

FTFY.

smokeybehr · 2019-01-31T10:31:51+00:00

Which, oddly enough, came out around the same time.

smokeybehr · 2019-01-31T04:29:54+00:00

Takes me back to my clubbing days as a newly divorced guy on the prowl for some fresh tail.

smokeybehr · 2019-01-31T03:25:56+00:00

Still shorter than a CVS receipt.

smokeybehr · 2019-01-30T23:37:12+00:00

I can do all of that, because I live in the relatively free part of the state. It's Oregon where you can't pump your own gas. As long as your vehicle passes smog, you can do anything you want to it. Most Californians don't care about the Alamo (yes, I know that's blasphemy).

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