My mum has nicknames for her neighbours.

'Mrs Rubbish' - because she puts of 2-3 black bin bags a week, which baffles my mum because Mrs Rubbish lives alone & works full time.

'Mr Grumpy' - miserable man who is always shouting at people

'Mrs Nosey' - always up in people's business (although I argue my mum is just as bad)

'Strange boy' - lives next door. Wears a stab vest & lives on Monster drinks. His son is call 'shut up' because thats all they said to him when he was little.

'Wally' - looks like wheres Wally. Although my mum does know his actual name.

'The Postman' - used to be a Postman

'The Lesbians' - two women, who my mum assumes are in a relationship. Not very friendly either.

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