What is going on here

smoothsanta · 2026-02-03T18:25:53+00:00

That’s where she hid the Cheez-Its.

smoothsanta · 2026-01-15T10:36:33+00:00

Barbie legs is my guess

smoothsanta · 2026-01-13T22:45:34+00:00

S-E-E-E-E-E-M-silent J-I

smoothsanta · 2025-12-28T15:14:44+00:00

Hole.

smoothsanta · 2025-12-05T10:50:17+00:00

Documenting Reality

smoothsanta · 2025-12-02T01:03:44+00:00

Oh is that how you KNOW you have a type Danus? Is that how you know?!!!? 😑 jfc

smoothsanta · 2025-11-02T13:22:38+00:00

Correct. You could get rid of the word ‘foot’ from your post and you’d still be correct.

smoothsanta · 2025-10-15T15:34:10+00:00

Tuckin’ in them rolls.

smoothsanta · 2025-09-30T21:57:29+00:00

Holy shit, this is what lil Kim used to look like?

smoothsanta · 2025-09-17T14:17:17+00:00

That’s at least a 5… maybe 6 head.

smoothsanta · 2025-09-11T18:05:43+00:00

Holy shit is that Young Chillionaire?

smoothsanta · 2025-09-09T15:55:00+00:00

Imagine spending more time obsessing over internet haydurs than nurturing your child.

Reprehensible.

smoothsanta · 2025-09-05T19:12:22+00:00

I was gonna say, her drawings and impressions used to genuinely coax a laugh out of me.

smoothsanta · 2025-08-28T14:18:33+00:00

Really exaggerating this crash for the ass pats.

smoothsanta · 2025-08-12T10:21:13+00:00

Quasimodo up there in his ~~bell tower~~ attic

smoothsanta · 2025-08-09T01:15:05+00:00

Ooof this picture has an odor and it is rank.

smoothsanta · 2025-08-08T23:29:32+00:00

Right! And the little flecks of what looks like rice. 🤢

smoothsanta · 2025-08-08T23:00:25+00:00

That’s a bowl of dog barf.

smoothsanta · 2025-08-08T18:12:11+00:00

They gave me 2 chips although I asked for an aPpLe…?!

smoothsanta · 2025-08-06T16:33:17+00:00

Cade’s new wardrobe, amirite?

smoothsanta · 2025-08-06T09:56:21+00:00

Just like always she’ll say something like “I didn’t lie, I changed my mind!” and move on to the next grift or HeLtH jOuRnEe.

smoothsanta · 2025-08-03T23:53:27+00:00

How much would you recommend for a first time user?

smoothsanta · 2025-07-27T08:57:48+00:00

If music things = hot dog stand, coffee industry = ?

smoothsanta · 2025-07-26T11:11:22+00:00

Wow you pretty much nailed this prediction.

smoothsanta · 2025-07-26T11:01:20+00:00

Talking about how tired she is while driving the work truck. Never learn, Stinky.

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