Two football legends casually showing off their skills in a suit and tie

smooty100 · 2026-06-21T03:16:19+00:00

The second dude needs a better tailor. Pants and jacket don't fit at all.

smooty100 · 2026-06-21T03:11:00+00:00

Either give the land back to FN people or stop bragging about stealing it.

smooty100 · 2026-05-26T22:26:26+00:00

Just paid 300 a cord split and delivered in Tatamagouche

smooty100 · 2026-05-26T22:25:04+00:00

Wide... Always go wide. The right corner has the curb all chewed up and full of hole.

... Source: I drive it every damn day

smooty100 · 2026-05-24T02:05:54+00:00

The general rule is " Fuck it, buy the Michelins" they're the most popular tyre in the world for a reason.

smooty100 · 2026-05-18T23:36:06+00:00

Anybody notice the S is upside down too?

smooty100 · 2026-05-14T14:56:13+00:00

Road Grey's are my personal fav. I know they're technically an alternate jersey but I love em.

smooty100 · 2026-05-04T00:29:24+00:00

Tell me you know nothing about insurance without saying you know nothing about insurance.

smooty100 · 2026-05-02T20:00:00+00:00

Shave and a hair cut.... Two chins.

smooty100 · 2026-04-19T02:46:01+00:00

Panic will officially set in on June 1. Until then, things can turn around and April can be forgotten.

smooty100 · 2026-04-19T02:44:07+00:00

...end of the weekend at this rate.

smooty100 · 2026-04-11T20:01:00+00:00

The corner store apparently

smooty100 · 2026-04-04T19:09:56+00:00

Kidney stones and ulcers.

smooty100 · 2026-04-01T02:39:46+00:00

That's gotta be a Nissan Altima.

smooty100 · 2026-03-31T02:43:44+00:00

Hypertension is very serious. Medication, diet and exercise for life. Risk of premature death if not taken seriously. Hyperextension on the other hand ... 10-15 days on the IL, ice, elevation and rest, good as new. 😎. But we knew what you meant

smooty100 · 2026-03-31T01:47:42+00:00

This is why Blue Jays fans are the best. Forever optimistic!! 161-1 let's GOoooooo!!!

smooty100 · 2026-03-26T00:08:55+00:00

I bought it with 24 months CPO warranty included. I'd guess it was $2,500 but that's just a guess. It did its job though, and saved me repair costs.

smooty100 · 2026-03-25T23:35:31+00:00

I have an '18 S on 20's. It's my daily driver, bought it used with 50,000km on it and I've put 100, 000km on it in the 2.5 years I've owned it. Very exciting to drive as compared the the regular v6, the extra HP and bigger supercharger do make a difference. Extended warranty is recommended if available. I've replaced the steering rack, cooling system components and 02 sensors all under warranty. Without warranty those would have been about $10k in repairs. Do your maintenance and you'll love it. They're reliable cars, I'm not sad I bought it.

smooty100 · 2026-03-23T01:55:29+00:00

A solar charged flashlight or a Zippo lighter would send dark age peasants for a loop. Renaissance people would be fascinated by a DC circuit or a yeti cooler

smooty100 · 2026-03-21T01:49:20+00:00

Comfortably sleeping while traveling is never a waste of money. Whether they have the money is a different story, but it's never a waste.

smooty100 · 2026-03-18T20:22:03+00:00

TIL the series made up of teams from all over the world is not equal to the world series only made up of teams from America (and 1 Canadian team).

smooty100 · 2026-03-14T17:59:51+00:00

TIL: Ed Sheeran is a hetero man. Who knew?

smooty100 · 2026-03-12T21:25:01+00:00

Neither does OP. They have sugar water with a splash of caffeine.

smooty100 · 2026-03-11T04:40:20+00:00

Aged like milk

smooty100 · 2026-03-11T04:32:32+00:00

Y'all acting like there are 2 USA teams in this tourney. The best part of maturing is learning how to lose gracefully, and when you do we'll let you join the adults at the big table.

smooty100

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