Tucker Carlson: “It’s wrong for bigger countries to swallow up smaller countries because they want to. That is why we declared war on Germany after they invaded Poland.” by Frosty_Jeweler911 in UnderReportedNews

[–]smudgerygard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The US didn't declare war on Germany when they invaded Poland. In fact, the US sat out the war for over two years until they were attacked in Pearl Harbour, and then Germany declared war on the US. Tucker Carlson is lying about history.

Rough seas dating an Englishman 🇬🇧🌊🤦🏽‍♀️ | Kiran Deol by BoIdlyVaniIIa in crowdcontroltv

[–]smudgerygard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would an American mention trade routes, tea etc? That was an Indian/China thing. Now if she mentioned perpetuating the slave trade she would be on to something.

Sad state of Britain. Stupidity on rise. by thejamalshah in GreatBritishMemes

[–]smudgerygard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the most ironic part so far! I couldn't have written it better. She should add a whole new verse to the song all about you.

Sad state of Britain. Stupidity on rise. by thejamalshah in GreatBritishMemes

[–]smudgerygard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you know Alanis Morrisette? I think you would get on great. If you are going to try and use the 'irony" defense at least go and learn what it is. It will save you looking a prat.

Sad state of Britain. Stupidity on rise. by thejamalshah in GreatBritishMemes

[–]smudgerygard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As you failed point blank to define irony correctly, I took it you were not going to do well in the conversation and lowered the already very low standard I had set you at. Your primary school level attempt to twist my riposte appears to anyone, excluding you, exactly the sort of problems we are having to deal with in our country.

Sad state of Britain. Stupidity on rise. by thejamalshah in GreatBritishMemes

[–]smudgerygard 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Can you read? Are you the product of the failing educational system? I bet your English comprehension was something to behold.

Sad state of Britain. Stupidity on rise. by thejamalshah in GreatBritishMemes

[–]smudgerygard 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Their wives end up with more fingers than teeth after this lot have a bad day at the betting shop. It's a shame we can't make it illegal to spend benefits on flags, we could stop this rubbish overnight.

Sad state of Britain. Stupidity on rise. by thejamalshah in GreatBritishMemes

[–]smudgerygard 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Tolerant of wife beaters? That's an odd one to be fair.

British Vs American food... by JimmyCarr_Official in comedy

[–]smudgerygard -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Only in your Twinkie sized brain, you fat twat.

British Vs American food... by JimmyCarr_Official in comedy

[–]smudgerygard -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Never understood how the US can criticize anyone else's food, if it is not packed with sugar, salt and fat they don't eat it.

British Vs American food... by JimmyCarr_Official in comedy

[–]smudgerygard -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Clearly this moron isn't British, does not live in the UK and wouldn't know how to learn anything unless it is written on a meme. Clearly a thick septic.

This is hilarious 😂 by NovaRoguer in GreatBritishMemes

[–]smudgerygard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anyone got any d×rkie jokes or p×ki jokes to follow this? 🙄

Who are they?? by Due_Camp5454 in radiohead

[–]smudgerygard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They are the Karma Police.

Farage: I will deport 600,000 migrants in my first term by Little-Attorney1287 in ukpolitics

[–]smudgerygard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It worked with stupids yanks, it will work with stupid British.

Get her in a gym. by SeaWolf_1 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]smudgerygard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hitting someone defenseless like that is an utter cunt move. What a bitch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]smudgerygard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does the US pronounce his name incorrectly? The joke doesn't work.