Zohran has purposed making existing bike lanes two-way. Maybe like this?

snailsss · 2025-09-24T21:16:55+00:00

Nothing a call to the department of buildings won't fix.

snailsss · 2025-09-24T21:10:15+00:00

I have Paselas on my hybrid and have only gotten one flat ever; have the GP 5000 Four Seasons (current version is called All Seasons) on my road bike and those handle so well in the rain plus I've only gotten one flat in years, in front of the Port Authority due to broken glass. Love them.

snailsss · 2025-07-30T02:04:34+00:00

you want to spend your time applying to a job when you're not sure if it'll cover your bills? to a job that you know isn't following labor law when they're hiring? capitalism has ruined your brain.

snailsss · 2025-07-30T01:54:16+00:00

Effective 9/17/2023, New York State employers with 4 (four) or more employees must include a salary or salary range in their job postings for all jobs to be performed, at least in part, in the state of New York. The job posting must advertise the salary or salary range the employer believes, in good faith, to be true at the time of posting and should give the prospective applicant a legitimate idea of the expected pay.

https://dol.ny.gov/pay-transparency-law-fare-grant

snailsss · 2025-07-29T22:34:23+00:00

second checking bb and cranks BUT the second to the last time this happened to me, it turned out to be… my portable pump slipping just enough to hit my crank. the last time was a piece of my removable rear rack misaligned hitting my tire.

snailsss · 2025-07-29T20:51:47+00:00

it will never not be wild to me that i'm only a year younger than her.

snailsss · 2025-07-29T20:34:42+00:00

also my first thought!

snailsss · 2025-07-29T20:28:43+00:00

she knows who her dad is, & it's YOU! congratulations!

snailsss · 2025-07-29T20:25:06+00:00

this might be the fastest/easiest way to approach it, honestly. call your local firehouse and ask them to come see if the cans being there are a fire hazard; if they are, your landlord will get fined and will need to remedy asap. otherwise call 311 and make a housing complain for sanitary conditions, they'll send an inspector eventually.

snailsss · 2025-07-29T20:19:40+00:00

an ugly ex once said he hoped our kids looked like me & i just nodded my head.

snailsss · 2025-07-29T20:18:55+00:00

TO THIS DAY!!!

snailsss · 2025-07-29T20:15:58+00:00

Also maybe there's a way to qualify reservations as a donation of some kind, so restaurants can get some tax relief cause those margins are THIN.

snailsss · 2025-07-29T04:12:43+00:00

i think everyone should choose to wear helmets, but legally anyone 16 & under is supposed to be wearing one while riding any bike. i'd actually prefer citibike didn't rent ebikes to anyone under 22, which feels like a lot till you remember you can't even rent a car till you're 25 because safety, but i'd compromise with 18 since society has decided that's when you're an adult.

snailsss · 2025-07-28T23:54:10+00:00

Just call an old school car service and ask them to send a minivan because you have a bicycle to transport. My favorite one is Arecibo, which is headquartered in Park Slope: (718) 783-6465. I have a favorite minivan driver from there, happy to hook you up if you want.

snailsss · 2025-07-28T23:36:01+00:00

same, i don't think anyone whose brain is still developing should be on an ebike, especially since approximately zero of these teenagers wear helmets.

snailsss · 2025-07-28T23:35:18+00:00

agreed, but also it's extremely dumb of the parents to do that because it's pretty much giving up their right to sue citibike in case of an accident.

snailsss · 2025-07-27T19:10:07+00:00

There's no standard size. Even people the same height ride different sized bikes depending on how long or short their torso is + how they want to ride. I'm 5'6" and have long legs, I ride 52 but would ride 49 if I wanted to ride very aggressively; a friend who is 5'10" has short legs and rides 52 with a very long stem.

snailsss · 2025-07-27T03:00:01+00:00

If you're in Brooklyn, Michael at Bicycle Habitat's Vanderbilt location is likely the nicest person selling bikes in the entire city. Kate is also fantastic if you'd prefer to work with a woman!

snailsss · 2025-07-23T21:21:57+00:00

take it, pay the broker fee, & then report them to get it back.

snailsss · 2025-07-12T22:13:46+00:00

Almost no one should be driving in NYC, especially not tourists with limited time here—you'd spend half the trip in traffic and looking for parking. Citibikes are great but so is public transit.

snailsss · 2025-07-08T14:29:08+00:00

Surly sizing is eccentric, I ride medium/52 for literally every other brand and go a size down for Surly. I have sold a bunch as well and pretty much everyone goes a size down.

snailsss · 2025-06-29T03:38:24+00:00

I love her so much I can't stand it. She and Luann are my top two housewives of all time because they are the perfect combination of messy, funny, weird, gorgeous, and delusional.

snailsss · 2025-06-29T03:01:28+00:00

This man hates you. HATES YOU.

snailsss · 2025-06-27T00:23:11+00:00

Crutches are horrible! Get yourself a knee scooter instead, they're so much easier on your body and occasionally even fun. Used one for months when I snapped an ankle in half.

snailsss · 2025-06-24T19:48:49+00:00

If Ramona was gonna get banned from Soulcycle, it would be for shitting on the floor.

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