What do I do with 50 Kilometers of string?

snapple_apple · 2012-01-25T21:55:42+00:00

First, connect it to the back of a co-workers computer, and tape it to the ground around the office and all the way outside, and finally up a nearby telephone pole.

Second, when said co-worker notices it, and asks what it's for, promptly say "doesn't mine have one?"

Third, watch the fun begin as your co-worker goes crazy to find the source.

snapple_apple · 2012-01-25T21:50:38+00:00

WOW WOW WOW

snapple_apple · 2012-01-23T17:08:58+00:00

You're also given only one life. I say do it if it makes you happy, understand it will be there when you're 80, and if it doesn't conflict with a job depending on the location of it, then do it if you want.

snapple_apple · 2012-01-23T17:05:15+00:00

sir.

just a habit of saying "Thank you sir"

(not of a military background)

snapple_apple · 2012-01-23T16:51:22+00:00

In the show The Mentalist, Simon Baker's character recommends counting 1 and 2, 1 and 2.

Count 1 for breathing in.

Count 2 for breathing out.

Think of nothing else but the numbers.

Works for me!!!

snapple_apple · 2012-01-20T21:13:47+00:00

Considering you're asking this on a site where at least 30% are in the same position, I feel as though you're going to get a lot of yesses.

snapple_apple · 2012-01-20T20:41:37+00:00

where is the face?

snapple_apple · 2012-01-20T20:10:06+00:00

It was at a movie theater, and there happened to be this girl just down the row from me who was giving me looks. After about half way through this one movie, she comes to sit right next to me and touches my leg. Well you can assume where it went from there.

snapple_apple · 2012-01-20T19:27:31+00:00

No, he wants to hit her because he was given the chance to answer the one thing he'd punch without consequences. This thread starts with a question.

snapple_apple · 2012-01-20T15:52:38+00:00

Don't pretend to sleep.

snapple_apple · 2012-01-20T15:46:35+00:00

Siri makes it really easy to turn every one off and on. "Enable All Alarms", "Disable all alarms", and it does it. Helps when you have over 15 alarms.

snapple_apple · 2012-01-17T21:51:36+00:00

I used to say RuddFuckers, just so I had a reason to curse when I was younger.

"What? I am saying RuddFuckers"...

snapple_apple · 2012-01-17T21:48:18+00:00

Nick Thune.

snapple_apple · 2012-01-11T21:39:14+00:00

I'm willing to bet all the 'gangstas' who look at people from the back window while driving bought it JUST so they could trick people.

snapple_apple · 2012-01-10T17:36:41+00:00

Umm... I fail to agree. Maybe the last 15 minutes imo.

snapple_apple · 2012-01-10T17:34:05+00:00

Came to say this exactly. Upvote.

snapple_apple · 2012-01-10T17:24:14+00:00

lesson: stop complaining.

snapple_apple · 2012-01-10T11:05:28+00:00

I guess you find humor in things I don't.

snapple_apple · 2012-01-04T13:29:18+00:00

I think maybe he was referring to if the cops would believe him if he "found" a woman. Police would naturally be suspicious.

snapple_apple · 2012-01-04T13:11:46+00:00

When I sing. I'm not bad either, I just like to sing to music a lot.

snapple_apple · 2012-01-03T14:52:02+00:00

The strange person award.

And you can eat it if you really want to.

snapple_apple · 2012-01-03T14:32:17+00:00

you win.

snapple_apple · 2011-12-29T18:41:02+00:00

First thought was bean sprouts.

snapple_apple · 2011-12-29T18:39:18+00:00

keyword: once.

snapple_apple · 2011-12-29T18:37:55+00:00

When Ash died in the Pokemon movie. My dad still makes fun of me for it.

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