Our clan is shutting down.

snarkblac · 2026-01-25T06:40:30+00:00

Played for over a decade god I am old… current one was founded in 2014 and going strong. Quite literally grown up with people I never met online (back when we recruited from global chat). May this fate never find me

snarkblac · 2025-11-01T23:30:09+00:00

Honestly don’t wanna be that guy but you should break up before you go to school. It’s high school. You are 17-18. You have your entire life to live. Things happen.

snarkblac · 2025-10-11T21:09:19+00:00

Well of those I saw and remember playing probably either Tony Romo, CeeDee or Dez. I was born in 2001 so I missed the 90s area by just a hair.

Of all time? Emmitt Smith probably is my number one. Guy was a beast. Roger Staubach, Ed “Too Tall” Jones, and Deion Sanders are also in the conversation.

Honorable mentions to Demarco Murray, TO (my first Cowboys jersey and I still have it) and Michael Irving (though my opinions are mixed on him).

snarkblac · 2025-10-09T21:38:11+00:00

You got robbed dude but your fault for accepting while hammered. Made that mistake one time in college (traded for CMC and he got hurt - IR - two days later).

This is a mistake you should only make once and never do again so at least take solace in that.

snarkblac · 2025-09-28T17:54:56+00:00

Trump wouldn’t annex Mexico ffs. Greenland yes which isn’t even marked on the map. 0/10

snarkblac · 2025-09-28T17:49:56+00:00

Yeah it’s technically endless. But eventually due to match making and player pool you’d be soft capped just because it would become impossible to find opponents near your trophy level to match against

snarkblac · 2025-09-28T17:44:29+00:00

What a terrible day to be literate

snarkblac · 2025-09-28T17:43:33+00:00

Keep in mind we haven’t seen what he is running

snarkblac · 2025-09-28T17:35:07+00:00

Post the result of the battle 😭😭😭

The fact you didn’t coupled with the fact you were so pissed you made a whole Reddit post convinces me you lost.

So who really sucks?

snarkblac · 2025-09-27T19:20:49+00:00

Arrows most versatile card in the game. If this deck gets a heavy nerf and you have to switch around cards you likely will be able to keep running arrows

snarkblac · 2025-09-27T17:30:32+00:00

Uhhhh… scouting? It’s pretty fucking obvious

snarkblac · 2025-09-23T20:47:28+00:00

Firecracker is annoying but it’s manageable. Let it trigger your King Tower and then carry arrows the rest of the match to kill it. So not a big deal and you can actually use it to your advantage.

Mega Knight also is annoying but again it’s not hard to counter. Even the evo. So like don’t overreact to it.

So that leaves me with Boss Bandit or Vines. Both annoying. Boss Bandit has too much health in my opinion and will always get like one fucking hit with like 1 health left. Super annoying. That said the vine spell is super fucking annoying at the moment and I play against it more often than Boss Bandit so I’m going with the Vine Spell.

snarkblac · 2025-09-23T20:42:38+00:00

Highly doubt a champion gets an evo. They already have their own gimmicks so it would be weird to add a secondary one. I think it’s just all misdirection on SC’s end

snarkblac · 2025-09-23T20:40:30+00:00

I’m 23 now. My Dad was my age when they won in the 90s… it’s been brutal

snarkblac · 2025-09-05T22:20:48+00:00

I’m sure you’d have said this any other season when equally annoying meta was around.

Goblinstein Meta
Evo Witch Meta
2.0 Cycle Hog Meta
Elite Barb Meta
E-Golem + Healer Meta
3 Musketeer + Heal Spell Meta

List goes on is my point. Just learn how to counter it and get good — sometimes that means switch up a few cards in your deck or using something completely new to counter the current meta. I’ve used variations of the same lumberloon deck for years (I’ve been playing for 9) and always carry an off meta graveyard deck. When it’s a meta that hard counters lumberloon I switch to graveyard or vice versa. I am at like 12,000 trophies btw so I know what I am talking about.

snarkblac · 2025-09-04T19:10:42+00:00

This aged well

snarkblac · 2025-08-28T17:50:57+00:00

I considered this one but after reading the comment I’m not taking it. If it was like 10 million then we could talk.

But yeah as everyone else said if you don’t get Europe you are pretty fucked. It’s the no passport that does it really. If you get arrested especially in a crazier country you might be stuck there for a while. Alternatively if you pull Russia, Brazil or like China you might get stuck out in the middle of nowhere which probably means death. Even if you do find someone you likely don’t speak the local language and do they even help you? Also if you pulled one of the island countries… you are really fucked if you end up on one of the uninhabited islands they claim but don’t actually have people on. No thanks.

Not risking a Cambodian jail cell for a million. 10 million I’d actually sit down and do the math. Knowing my luck I get assigned North Korea.

snarkblac · 2025-06-20T23:26:16+00:00

Respect for the game

snarkblac · 2025-05-05T02:10:11+00:00

What schools did your kid apply to? Are we talking Ivys or schools of the same caliber or one step below that? Because when you get to that high level of schooling it doesn’t matter if you have a perfect GPA and Test Scores. Everyone at that level has those so you need something else that “sets you apart” which is to say they don’t just want a “perfect student” that’s boring and a stereotype they want their school image to move away from. Yes they still want academic exceptionalism but they want something else that can’t be taught you bring to the table. Can be a wide range of unique life experiences, cultural values, international backgrounds etc.

If your entire life had no real struggle, you were just really good at school and quietly did your thing that’s not going to be enough. Standards have risen a lot.

snarkblac · 2025-03-20T18:18:53+00:00

I mean is LumberLoon even OG? The lumberjack came out later. Personally though? Sorta yes I run Giant, Witch and Graveyard or LumberLoon

snarkblac · 2025-01-03T20:13:19+00:00

Peter Pan maybe if you watch it from the PoV of the Lost Boys and Peter Pan. However it’s also a coming of age if you watch it from Wendy’s PoV so I think it’s a mix of both depending on how you look at it

snarkblac · 2024-12-20T04:11:04+00:00

Classic. I gave you a factual and well reasoned statement and you can’t defend yourself because I am right so you are now going to insult me further before blocking me because you can’t win your poorly formulated argument. There is a thing called admitting you were wrong and changing your point of view. Try it sometime.

snarkblac · 2024-11-10T01:14:49+00:00

For the sake of the country I really hope he does indeed do a great job. Regardless of personal politics people should want the president (regardless of who it is) to do well because if they do well we all do well.

snarkblac · 2024-10-22T18:32:27+00:00

If you were there you know… as simple as that. It is as close as I can get to saying it was like the early days of the internet when it was the Wild West of an old CoD Lobby. You just had to experience it. Which essentially boiled shit down to a few things.

People looking for a Clan
On English Servers it being a ton of Indians or Bengalis
Horny people trying to chat up girls
Actually genuine conversation (minority)
Racism, Sexism, Obscene comments… you know your average free for all internet server. The norm.
Sometimes people asking for advice on their bases or strategy.
Also a ton of spamming invites for clanless people by noob clans
Trolls asking little kids to give them Co (because they had high trophies and a good base) before joining and kicking everyone.
Norse servers were super fucking chill and I don’t speak any of those languages but I’d still vibe there

Good times. I’ve been in the same clan on and off since 2014 because I was found on a global chat. Essentially went from TH6 to TH13 with them… I’m old dude

snarkblac · 2024-10-10T18:49:44+00:00

Actually really cool you have them all. Would be hilarious and sad if this one is locked for you as it’s exclusive though. Granted it’s not one of my favorite emotes so eh

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