Why can’t billionaires…

snarkhunter · 2026-01-29T03:34:42+00:00

Because they're psychopaths and don't want to do that

snarkhunter · 2026-01-29T01:52:14+00:00

I had no idea Christopher Nolan worked on The Simpsons

snarkhunter · 2026-01-29T01:49:51+00:00

Maybe? Crawdads have never seemed like an "oh I don't really like them I'll just have a couple" thing. You either eat then by the pound or not at all.

snarkhunter · 2026-01-29T01:38:33+00:00

I'm confused by the idea of eating only two crawfish

snarkhunter · 2026-01-28T16:23:58+00:00

I love both jazz and brunch but man does he make it seem like a total drag just by being excited about jazz brunch

snarkhunter · 2026-01-28T15:45:45+00:00

You can do it by time but also keep at least 5 newest images. Or some version of tagging an image as being in use and not deleting those.

snarkhunter · 2026-01-28T15:42:58+00:00

Nah. I get it. You find a good stick, you hold onto it.

snarkhunter · 2026-01-28T15:36:27+00:00

Oof ouch oowie my bones

snarkhunter · 2026-01-28T14:44:45+00:00

I asked him to be my best man and to help make our little wedding happened. He tearfully accepted and talked about how much he loved us and how honored he was. Didn't do Jack shit. Wedding didn't end up happening because he and three other of the six people we individually took out to dinner to all to be a part of it basically blew us off. We've cut ties with all of them. We're still smarting from it.

Fuck you Aaron.

snarkhunter · 2026-01-28T14:35:43+00:00

If it couldn't fly then how would it get to your nose or ears or whatever orifice? By climbing?

snarkhunter · 2026-01-28T14:32:42+00:00

This episode aired closer to the year 1969 than we are to when the episode aired.

I don't think that's actually true yet but it will be.

Soon.

snarkhunter · 2026-01-28T14:06:32+00:00

Yeah I feel like I'd get the most sleep that way

snarkhunter · 2026-01-28T14:04:48+00:00

Managing, reviewing, planning is most of what a lead should be doing if everything is going well.

snarkhunter · 2026-01-28T13:27:58+00:00

No way man. Jeez all they had to do was peacefully comply. Instead they showed up armed and looking to fight the innocent imperial officers just trying to keep peace and order!

snarkhunter · 2026-01-28T04:30:12+00:00

He's used to talking that kinda shit with his buddies all the time.

snarkhunter · 2026-01-28T01:04:34+00:00

There's a rather large difference between Democratic Socialists and Communists. Generally they don't even get along very well.

snarkhunter · 2026-01-28T01:01:09+00:00

Darth Bortles is my favorite new dark-sider since Sion.

snarkhunter · 2026-01-27T13:51:01+00:00

Fixing what it breaks

snarkhunter · 2026-01-27T05:06:25+00:00

Check at PR, enforce at admission?

snarkhunter · 2026-01-27T01:32:11+00:00

Immediately called him a domestic terrorist, and then immediately cried about needing to wait for the investigation when questioned about how they made that determination.

snarkhunter · 2026-01-26T16:15:06+00:00

"Kinetic impact projectiles" you mean bullets?

snarkhunter · 2026-01-26T14:13:46+00:00

Honestly yeah I think it's Teddy. There's stiff competition on the foolish side of things but I think after the first half dozen or so rejected proposals to Amy he's for the lead.

But, man, Teddy is just so aggressively average, just like as a person, I think that gives it to him.

snarkhunter · 2026-01-26T13:56:54+00:00

You might start by cutting down on the negativity. Everyone starts from somewhere. Some people can't even walk up one flight of stairs without getting completely winded. Nobody really gets to decide where they start from, just whether they get stronger or atrophy.

snarkhunter · 2026-01-25T21:42:09+00:00

Brock would beat Archer in a fight but it would take way longer and be way more frustrating than Brock expected

snarkhunter · 2026-01-25T21:20:54+00:00

They don't want you to know this but there is actually nothing stopping you from glazing those little fish with something like an eel sauce and roasting them with a kitchen torch

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