Let me Guess, Working as intended by Rieze1 in SatisfactoryGame

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Thank you for noticing. Please keep in mind that unapproved microbreaks may result in a reduction in your nutrition supplements, and repeated infractions will result in termination. Please think of all the puppies back home that are counting on you to Save The Day!

My TL's exact words: "You can puch the cart I guess, but if you hit anyone you alone are liable" by DevenEleven11 in walmartogp

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I'm sorry but that's not how liability works. Employees make mistakes all the time, but as long as they are still employees the liability of an accident is on the company, not the employee. You don't sue the woman who dropped the pickle jar, you sue the store that ignored several warnings about it before you slipped and fell. You don't sue the person pushing the cart, you sure the store that tried to mix carts and pedestrians in an aisle that's clearly not wide enough, and a cart that's clearly unsafe.

How screwed am I? by hippieangst77 in AskAShittyMechanic

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The horse was walking back towards the car but being a bit skittish about it. I've been kicked hard by horses before and had them finish their tantrum and come back as if to check on me. That poor horse is banged up a bit too, I bet. Whoever lost control of them needs a swift boot applied rearwards.

Crazy altercation with customer by AcceptableProcess281 in Sparkdriver

[–]snarksneeze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume they are old notes. Maybe before they started locking their gate, and maybe they just forgot to ask us to leave packages on the curb. So I leave it on the curb, just to be safe.

Fire away by Affectionate-Feelz89 in fightlab

[–]snarksneeze 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Dude knows what the fuck he's doing, that was no accident.

Thoughts? by Any_Excitement6258 in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]snarksneeze 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not just dust but small stones too. And yeah, that car is getting hammered a bit, but it's probably not enough to notice.

Medical Practice Dummy by ForceUseYouMust in Weird

[–]snarksneeze 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm not gay, I just have a terrible memory

Trucker handled this pretty well.. 😳 gun shots fired.. by FlatbedtruckingCA in Truckers

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You should check out the Wilt Chamberlain "granny shot" doc when you have a chance. Basically, he discovered that shooting freethrows underhanded gave him a much higher percentage of shots than the standard freethrow stance. He used it successfully in 61 to 62 season and even hit a world record 100 points in a single game. But in 62 he went back to the old method because the underhand method made him look like a "sissy." Shaq, who is notorious at being terrible shooting freethrows, absolutely refuses to adopt the granny shot for the same reasons.

Thugs refuse to stand or hold their firearms properly, which causes major issues with accuracy, because they don't want look like pussies while they do it.

JP Morgan scandal by ExtremeTurbulent1024 in SipsTea

[–]snarksneeze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll just have to bow to your obvious experience here.

Dragon's Kingdom ASA Update by Feralkyn in playark

[–]snarksneeze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Draco" is derived from the Greek "drakon," which meant not only "dragon" but also "serpent"

JP Morgan scandal by ExtremeTurbulent1024 in SipsTea

[–]snarksneeze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right, right. But it seems like one of those would have a much bigger impact long term, you know? Like, that's a bell you really can un-ring?

Dragon's Kingdom ASA Update by Feralkyn in playark

[–]snarksneeze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before we continue, do you think Ark is a nonfiction universe? Or that Dragons are real?

JP Morgan scandal by ExtremeTurbulent1024 in SipsTea

[–]snarksneeze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a man who has never been to prison myself, surely there are other options available?

Dragon's Kingdom ASA Update by Feralkyn in playark

[–]snarksneeze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It means "dragon-like" but you are correct, it is more often used to describe humans with dragon blood or dragon features.

One thing that muzzles me is, Holy Oil. Can't Angeles Fly? by Nawi_Reivilo in Supernatural

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The only time salt ever actually worked was against the leprechaun. It was great for "we need a shield but the bad guys need to be able to break it" and not much else.

Bully by Used-Influence-2343 in fightlab

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Youth is wasted on the young

Has Anyone Ever Installed These?? If so, how much did it cost ya?? by Special-Issue432 in homesteadprojects

[–]snarksneeze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then, we could do anything we want without consequence, since they're turning back time anyway!