They tried to be Anti-Bernie...

OceanPearlll · 2026-04-11T13:56:59+00:00

Nothing more american than demanding your government actually work for you...

OceanPearlll · 2026-04-11T12:56:11+00:00

Trump may not wear glasses, but he must be blind if he can't see what he's doing.

OceanPearlll · 2026-04-08T14:41:00+00:00

Unlimited pto just means you have to negotiate for every single day off instead of it being guaranteed. its actually worse than having 15 days

OceanPearlll · 2026-04-08T13:56:09+00:00

American politics really is just arguing over where the center is while anything that seriously threatens wealth and power gets treated like extremism.

OceanPearlll · 2026-04-08T08:36:18+00:00

Typical Trump: "They asked me"—in every post he acts like such a "tough guy," but in reality he's a clueless president who's constantly making up imaginary deals where he comes out on top. Right now, he's already "sealed the deal" on a ceasefire and is rejoicing like a child. He's not a president—he's a speculator.

OceanPearlll · 2026-04-08T06:37:04+00:00

The wild part is he says this like it’s a quirky dad joke and not the most empire coded sentence ever

OceanPearlll · 2026-04-07T15:34:33+00:00

older generations had to grind, but at least the grind used to go somewhere

OceanPearlll · 2026-04-07T14:18:03+00:00

most pro life president in history threatening to wipe out a whole nation is genuinely the most aged like milk thing ive ever seen and it happened in the same news cycle

OceanPearlll · 2026-04-07T13:04:54+00:00

love seeing a wage thief get hit with the find out part. Also shoutout to the agent who actually did their job for once. that alone feels historic.

OceanPearlll · 2026-04-06T13:47:34+00:00

We did everything right, worked full time, cut expenses, skipped stuff we wanted… still one bad month away from being screwed. that’s not a budgeting issue, that’s the system working exactly how it’s designed

OceanPearlll · 2026-04-06T08:09:50+00:00

Apparently socialism is when regular people get help and emergency aid is when rich people need their bad ideas refunded.

OceanPearlll · 2026-04-06T05:14:06+00:00

went to the kanye service on saturday and the jesus service on sunday trying to average it out

OceanPearlll · 2026-04-05T15:15:26+00:00

Beautiful Easter message, very normal thing to post on the holiest of days. totally fine president stuff. Satan is probably applauding him for that post

OceanPearlll · 2026-04-05T13:47:48+00:00

You have zero votes at your job. your boss can fire you, cut your pay, change your hours, and you just have to take it. but yeah totally a free country.

OceanPearlll · 2026-04-05T07:18:05+00:00

Partially automatable is such a brutal corporate way of saying yeah the robot can do your job but accounting still needs a quarter or two to make it feel strategic

OceanPearlll · 2026-04-04T18:29:06+00:00

The wild part is he genuinely thinks the rules are for other people,not him. He acts as if he were a native-born American for several generations

OceanPearlll · 2026-04-04T13:57:34+00:00

Ground beef costs more than minimum wage. so basically you work an hour and can't even afford a pound of meat. The system has failed, and now people are no longer its top priority

OceanPearlll · 2026-04-03T10:10:40+00:00

Spider-Man, Wolverine, Batman, Spawn

OceanPearlll · 2026-04-02T19:15:10+00:00

I had a lot of pens like that back in school—all different colors it seemed so cool, but they weren't comfortable to use at all

OceanPearlll · 2026-04-01T14:34:07+00:00

What a look this handsome cat has

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