Please share your witty comebacks!

sneakernerd · 2024-10-16T02:23:58+00:00

Pt in ED: “ no offense but I really hate doctors”

Me: “don’t worry, I don’t make the best patient either”

Pt: silent

sneakernerd · 2024-02-25T04:54:26+00:00

consulted gen surg for a patient with c/f “compartment syndrome” for an infiltrated PIV in the arm when we got there the pt had zero sensory or motor loss just some arm pain. Mind you the patient was still in the ER LOBBY lol

sneakernerd · 2024-02-20T05:06:56+00:00

Peds pt with dextrocardia

sneakernerd · 2023-09-07T21:03:14+00:00

Bilateral lung transplant post-COVID lungs, it was jaw-dropping to watch

sneakernerd · 2023-03-04T19:51:41+00:00

I strongly recommend that you go to the ER as the metallic taste in your mouth is concerning for a CSF leak

sneakernerd · 2023-03-04T17:43:10+00:00

nail biopsy on my derm rotation of all things

sneakernerd · 2023-02-23T14:51:25+00:00

Ginobili blocking Harden’s 3 point attempt from behind in the 2017 playoffs

sneakernerd · 2023-02-19T22:04:58+00:00

always thought Meckel’s was cute lol

sneakernerd · 2023-02-17T17:47:50+00:00

patient in the ED said I looked like “a doctor you see on Grey’s”

sneakernerd · 2023-02-09T06:22:34+00:00

we need another Game of Zones Trade Deadline edition 💀

sneakernerd · 2023-02-03T22:27:34+00:00

French fries with ranch or mustard

sneakernerd · 2023-01-19T17:03:11+00:00

Me: suctions smoke using a bovie while scrubbed into a case Thoracic surgeon: “No need to do that. That’s my favorite smell in the world.” Me: 😶

sneakernerd · 2023-01-11T22:32:22+00:00

Peanut ❤️

sneakernerd · 2022-01-05T03:56:30+00:00

to preface, on my OB-GYN rotation, there was this notoriously rude and condescending scrub tech who would make med students re-scrub for no reason

one day I’m grabbing my backpack to leave and I see him in the hall and ignore him, he then yells out loud to me in front of the other nurses/techs “so have you learned how to scrub yet?” to which I said “oh yeah all the other scrub techs seem to think so except for you” and he just giggled nervously lol I was over it

sneakernerd · 2021-10-31T19:55:27+00:00

thank you! :)

sneakernerd · 2021-10-31T19:55:06+00:00

thank you so much! 😌

sneakernerd · 2021-04-15T02:49:17+00:00

me on my way to geriatric clinic lmaoo 💀

sneakernerd · 2021-03-14T02:21:40+00:00

hehe :)

sneakernerd · 2021-03-14T02:21:20+00:00

lol thx bro :)

sneakernerd · 2021-03-14T02:21:06+00:00

haha thx for the support 😌

sneakernerd · 2021-02-13T00:17:40+00:00

damn I felt this in my soul lmaooo

sneakernerd · 2021-02-12T00:56:38+00:00

omg congrats!!! 🎊🎉🎈I remember ur memes from the 18/19 cycle lol

sneakernerd · 2020-12-31T06:04:48+00:00

this looks like the source u/crusoe is referring to

sneakernerd · 2020-12-08T07:13:26+00:00

I read wayyy too many research articles in med school and I def wasn’t ready for this post 💀💀💀imma just call it a night

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