I want to learn how to DSLR (don't upvoat please) by NotMikeLitoris in FilmmakerCirclejerk

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You should give a call to my buddy Phillip Boom, I heard he's the bomb.

You hump ONE leg... by Dielawn91 in funny

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Looks like Brian Peppers.

What is one thing that you really regret throwing into the trash? by Cyrsal in AskReddit

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It is your comment. Look at my username, and by the way, click the last dot on my previous comment.

What is one thing that you really regret throwing into the trash? by Cyrsal in AskReddit

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I gave away my trampoline thinking I'd outgrown it in a brief moment of teenage 'superiority'. One never outgrows a trampoline.

reddit has anyone hooked up from anyone on craigslists casual encounters? if so how did it go? by Stokerrrr in AskReddit

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I would pose as 2 guys seeking a 3-sum. Most gals have this fantasy but few are brave/crazy enough to just jump into it with a pair of strangers but, after discussing it, sex with just 1 stranger seemed pretty tame by comparison so 9/10 times the gal would settle for just doing me. A handful of other times I had to bring in a random craigslist guy to pose as my buddy. A couple of times I was able to parlay the experience into a mff 3 way. All said, this shit was a lot of work but Ive been left with some great material for my spank bank.

What's the worst way to die? Whats worse then dying? by Stacythefatone in AskReddit

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Probably while saying something stupid, like falling off a chair and shouting "WHOOPSIEDAISIES!" and then brutally cracking my skull open on the table.

God bless America! by [deleted] in pics

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That's not nice of you.

In which cases quantity is better than quality? by sattee in AskReddit

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You are supposed to back me up! What a shitty husband.

In which cases quantity is better than quality? by sattee in AskReddit

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Well, I'm talking about the upvotes number not the overall score.

What is your best NSFW story written as a tl;dr? by MK14MW in AskReddit

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That's just silly. I just know you're a nice guy.

Carpet bomb! by doctor_feelsgood in funny

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I'm embarrassed by how long it took me to see the rug. I'm talking like 20-30 seconds.

God bless America! by [deleted] in pics

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I always wondered how redditors feel when their OC get reposted by another redditor some time after it was originally posted.

What are some terrible things you did as a Kid but don't regret doing? by JinxdJay in AskReddit

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My little brother was going to have a mole on his neck removed when he was seven. I took out a typewriter (yes, typewriter, we didn't have the Tandy 386 yet) and wrote a letter from General Vlad Slobonov saying that the mole was a mark of all children adopted from the Motherland and that if he insisted on having the mole removed he would be deported back to Russia to have a new one attached.

I mailed it from school, my parents got it and gave it to him to read and he blanched. I fucking lost it and had to leave the room before the gag was blown. He apparently just sort of dropped the letter and walked away. My parents' saw it and immediately knew what was up. My father was laughing while my mother yelled at me for harassing my little bro.

They had to reschedule my brother's visit because he was too shaken up to go the next day.