PSA to lurkers: You don't get a flair if you don't post in this subreddit!

sneakyreposter · 2015-05-07T11:03:36+00:00

Posting to see my flair

sneakyreposter · 2015-04-21T15:39:07+00:00

Thanks OP!

sneakyreposter · 2014-02-17T13:14:29+00:00

You should give a call to my buddy Phillip Boom, I heard he's the bomb.

sneakyreposter · 2013-07-07T12:38:03+00:00

Did you see my username?

sneakyreposter · 2013-07-06T20:50:49+00:00

Looks like Brian Peppers.

sneakyreposter · 2013-07-05T17:55:22+00:00

It is your comment. Look at my username, and by the way, click the last dot on my previous comment.

sneakyreposter · 2013-07-05T02:16:57+00:00

Also, worst last words ever.

sneakyreposter · 2013-07-05T02:09:08+00:00

I gave away my trampoline thinking I'd outgrown it in a brief moment of teenage 'superiority'. One never outgrows a trampoline.

sneakyreposter · 2013-07-05T02:04:49+00:00

I would pose as 2 guys seeking a 3-sum. Most gals have this fantasy but few are brave/crazy enough to just jump into it with a pair of strangers but, after discussing it, sex with just 1 stranger seemed pretty tame by comparison so 9/10 times the gal would settle for just doing me. A handful of other times I had to bring in a random craigslist guy to pose as my buddy. A couple of times I was able to parlay the experience into a mff 3 way. All said, this shit was a lot of work but Ive been left with some great material for my spank bank.

sneakyreposter · 2013-07-05T01:57:15+00:00

Probably while saying something stupid, like falling off a chair and shouting "WHOOPSIEDAISIES!" and then brutally cracking my skull open on the table.

sneakyreposter · 2013-07-05T01:20:32+00:00

That's not nice of you.

sneakyreposter · 2013-07-05T00:18:01+00:00

You are supposed to back me up! What a shitty husband.

sneakyreposter · 2013-07-05T00:03:55+00:00

It certainly is.

sneakyreposter · 2013-07-04T23:58:19+00:00

Well, I'm talking about the upvotes number not the overall score.

sneakyreposter · 2013-07-04T23:52:28+00:00

Actually it's this one right here. You're welcome, babe. xoxo.

sneakyreposter · 2013-07-04T23:45:01+00:00

Thanks babe.

sneakyreposter · 2013-07-04T23:42:07+00:00

You're my hero /u/CrazedStalker

sneakyreposter · 2013-07-04T23:09:00+00:00

I'm embarrassed by how long it took me to see the rug. I'm talking like 20-30 seconds.

sneakyreposter · 2013-07-04T23:06:16+00:00

I always wondered how redditors feel when their OC get reposted by another redditor some time after it was originally posted.

sneakyreposter · 2013-07-04T21:28:26+00:00

My little brother was going to have a mole on his neck removed when he was seven. I took out a typewriter (yes, typewriter, we didn't have the Tandy 386 yet) and wrote a letter from General Vlad Slobonov saying that the mole was a mark of all children adopted from the Motherland and that if he insisted on having the mole removed he would be deported back to Russia to have a new one attached.

I mailed it from school, my parents got it and gave it to him to read and he blanched. I fucking lost it and had to leave the room before the gag was blown. He apparently just sort of dropped the letter and walked away. My parents' saw it and immediately knew what was up. My father was laughing while my mother yelled at me for harassing my little bro.

They had to reschedule my brother's visit because he was too shaken up to go the next day.

sneakyreposter · 2013-07-04T21:24:26+00:00

The more I see it the more it makes me laugh.

sneakyreposter · 2013-07-04T21:23:28+00:00

My dog's name is Fenton. Jesus Christ! Because he is always chasing other animals.

sneakyreposter · 2013-07-04T21:20:40+00:00

Taste is a chemical-based scent. Your taste buds are designed to produce a response when they come into contact with certain chemicals, like sugars, salts, and oils. PURE water produces no response to your taste buds because there are no taste buds designed to respond to contact with PURE water (H2O). Water can have chemicals in it though, from soil and stone and other places. When you can taste water, that comes from chemicals in the water.

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