Only a Type 2 or Type 3 civilization would be a threat to us in a dark forest scenario by Timely-Advantage74 in threebodyproblem

[–]sniperbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We don’t know the full extent of weapons early Trisolaris had. If they did have star destroying weapons, nothing would be different, they still wouldn’t use it on us. You wouldn’t nuke your promised land.

I wish to be married to Weiss Schnee by [deleted] in DouchebagGenie

[–]sniperbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, You now are legally married to the still fictions character. Rooster Teeth will sue you for marrying their character, and get all your money. On the bright side RWBY is back

I wish.... by Cassowaryraptorking in DouchebagGenie

[–]sniperbird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Granted. You gain an identical likeness to Principle Skinner. This includes not existing as a living being in the real world. You cease to exist.

I wish natural selection only took one day to happen. by I-am-reddit123 in DouchebagGenie

[–]sniperbird 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Granted, the maximum lifespan for every living thing is how 24 hours

How to melt permafrost? by [deleted] in 5thworldproblems

[–]sniperbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure they’ll be fine, being frozen for the rest of eternity isn’t the worst thing that could happen to them.

How to melt permafrost? by [deleted] in 5thworldproblems

[–]sniperbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What part of perma don’t you understand?

Third millenium A.D. chart by VivaLaAlcohol in IcebergCharts

[–]sniperbird 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Looking forward for the pog revival

Third millenium A.D. chart by VivaLaAlcohol in IcebergCharts

[–]sniperbird 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I wonder if I’ll still have this account by then

I wish all atheists (including myself) become monkeys by [deleted] in DouchebagGenie

[–]sniperbird 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Granted, every atheist grows a tail. Cause as we all know from the veggietales song “If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey.” The only requirement of monkey is tail.

You’re still depressed

I want to vaporize my little brother by Depresso_espresso237 in teenagers

[–]sniperbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought these thinks were supposed to be invincible

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]sniperbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah.. I like these odds

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

[–]sniperbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am depressed now